Post by badassmailman on Jan 19, 2009 23:30:28 GMT -6
Lucario: slow smashes, slow runner, dies off the top like a mofo, lol recovery
Lucas: Ness can get out of his cg, why the **** can't you?! Crybaby *****!
Zelda: Slow, recovery sucks balls, dies everywhere like a mofo unless you're against MK, in which case you're eff'd anyway
Sheik: LOL I HAVE FTILT!!! I SDI in your face, get up behind you and combo the crap out of you
Wario: Grab releases.....yeah, that's it
Samus: Tell me something good, and I'll get back to ya....Fsmash?
Mario: Recovery johns
Luigi:
Marth: Just play MK you sword fanboys. Only reason to play marth is to grab young children and knee them in the balls, then strike them with your sharp pole, and that's no fun when one of them is crying all the time, what a whiny *****!
Jigglypuff: Her ONE good killing move got nerfed...plus she's a fricken balloon in a game where everything floats.
Ganondorf: If I wanted to play a video game as my grandpa, I'd play Ganondorf. He's a slow runner, runs like a tree, and has pure darkness leaving every pore in his body (only 1/3 is true, guess which ).
Pokemon Trainer: Three times the fail for the price of one!
Olimar: Here's a real life convo i had with Olimar once:
"I'm gonna grab this ledge"
"I'm gonna toss my pikmin at you and grab that ledge, cuz clearly they are right there and there's no way the programmers would be such total dicks and only give me this way to recover"
"I dare ya.....OUCH! that hurt!"
"HA, I got you-Wait WHAT!?! I'm still gonna die?"
"Sucks to be you"
Kirby: Meet upsmash, it hurts, it hurts lots
Pit: What a F@G
Diddy Kong: LOL I COUNTER MK! If you counter MK, you better get better than a 1 stock at 70% next time and not need to rely on easily avoidable gimps to get kills....
Donkey Kong: What a tank, good thing he can't hit anything above his low-hanging arms
Sonic: YOU'RE TOO SMART......TO NOT USE ME!
Ike: Okay, so here's Nintendo's thought process:
"Roy sucks, who to use?"
"Hey we just released a game with an incredibly overpowered lord, what was his name"
"IKE!"
"Yeah, how does everybody like this decision"
In unison: "WE LIKE IKE"
Yeah, that's how it was born, i bet every Ike player is super proud of that
Pikachu: If I hear that cute little taunt ONE MORE TIME C307 gets it!
Yoshi: LOL I COUNTER MK TOO! ...........but only on fd
Ice Climbers: Should be banned, no joke, they can infinite every character, and without their grabs they suck, so you might as well just ban them.
Fox: upsmash is hard to hit with brawl's weird powershielding system and it sure doesn't help that waveshining is gone
Bowser: Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw. Fun game, eh?
Peach: Dair hits people ABOVE her, wtf?! Also they killed dsmash
Toon Link: HOW THE HECK DO YOU SHOOT ARROWS THAT SLOWLY?!
Random Button: YOU CAN'T PLAY AS ZSS! Why would you allow yourself to pick Ganon, and not allow you to pick ZSS, who sucks far less?
Wolf: "Lets make a really bad falco! Ready..............GO!" This was the result
ROB: Is what's wrong with brawl: Lets just camp for lulz
Link: Ummmmmm, he can dac.........that's it....
Sonic: Sucks so much, he's on here twice. Get a kill before i kill you 3 times, i dare ya, you stupid hedgehog
Characters that don't suck: MK, Snake, Falco, G&W, DDD (only because his crouch is top tier), Captain Falcon, and Ness.
--if I missed a character, then they suck SO much that i couldn't remember them
Lucas: Ness can get out of his cg, why the **** can't you?! Crybaby *****!
Zelda: Slow, recovery sucks balls, dies everywhere like a mofo unless you're against MK, in which case you're eff'd anyway
Sheik: LOL I HAVE FTILT!!! I SDI in your face, get up behind you and combo the crap out of you
Wario: Grab releases.....yeah, that's it
Samus: Tell me something good, and I'll get back to ya....Fsmash?
Mario: Recovery johns
Luigi:
Marth: Just play MK you sword fanboys. Only reason to play marth is to grab young children and knee them in the balls, then strike them with your sharp pole, and that's no fun when one of them is crying all the time, what a whiny *****!
Jigglypuff: Her ONE good killing move got nerfed...plus she's a fricken balloon in a game where everything floats.
Ganondorf: If I wanted to play a video game as my grandpa, I'd play Ganondorf. He's a slow runner, runs like a tree, and has pure darkness leaving every pore in his body (only 1/3 is true, guess which ).
Pokemon Trainer: Three times the fail for the price of one!
Olimar: Here's a real life convo i had with Olimar once:
"I'm gonna grab this ledge"
"I'm gonna toss my pikmin at you and grab that ledge, cuz clearly they are right there and there's no way the programmers would be such total dicks and only give me this way to recover"
"I dare ya.....OUCH! that hurt!"
"HA, I got you-Wait WHAT!?! I'm still gonna die?"
"Sucks to be you"
Kirby: Meet upsmash, it hurts, it hurts lots
Pit: What a F@G
Diddy Kong: LOL I COUNTER MK! If you counter MK, you better get better than a 1 stock at 70% next time and not need to rely on easily avoidable gimps to get kills....
Donkey Kong: What a tank, good thing he can't hit anything above his low-hanging arms
Sonic: YOU'RE TOO SMART......TO NOT USE ME!
Ike: Okay, so here's Nintendo's thought process:
"Roy sucks, who to use?"
"Hey we just released a game with an incredibly overpowered lord, what was his name"
"IKE!"
"Yeah, how does everybody like this decision"
In unison: "WE LIKE IKE"
Yeah, that's how it was born, i bet every Ike player is super proud of that
Pikachu: If I hear that cute little taunt ONE MORE TIME C307 gets it!
Yoshi: LOL I COUNTER MK TOO! ...........but only on fd
Ice Climbers: Should be banned, no joke, they can infinite every character, and without their grabs they suck, so you might as well just ban them.
Fox: upsmash is hard to hit with brawl's weird powershielding system and it sure doesn't help that waveshining is gone
Bowser: Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw Klaw. Fun game, eh?
Peach: Dair hits people ABOVE her, wtf?! Also they killed dsmash
Toon Link: HOW THE HECK DO YOU SHOOT ARROWS THAT SLOWLY?!
Random Button: YOU CAN'T PLAY AS ZSS! Why would you allow yourself to pick Ganon, and not allow you to pick ZSS, who sucks far less?
Wolf: "Lets make a really bad falco! Ready..............GO!" This was the result
ROB: Is what's wrong with brawl: Lets just camp for lulz
Link: Ummmmmm, he can dac.........that's it....
Sonic: Sucks so much, he's on here twice. Get a kill before i kill you 3 times, i dare ya, you stupid hedgehog
Characters that don't suck: MK, Snake, Falco, G&W, DDD (only because his crouch is top tier), Captain Falcon, and Ness.
--if I missed a character, then they suck SO much that i couldn't remember them