KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Apr 6, 2009 14:07:20 GMT -6
What is the purpose of 4chan?
Why do people feel the need to make completely ridiculous fan pairings (one word and an honorific: table-kun)?
Who decided one day, "Hey, why don't we put giant drills on a mech and see what the hell happens to our ratings?"
Why does the censorship of japanese anime and videogames just replace seemingly inappropriate content with something that could potentially be interpreted as something worse?
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 6, 2009 19:17:04 GMT -6
child porn and an alternate reality because if naruto and sasuke don't get together at the end of naruto i'll be pissed! this guys brother because it's funnier that way...but im not too sure on the specifics for this because after watching code geass i dont know what's censored anymore
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Post by C307 on Apr 6, 2009 20:00:29 GMT -6
Zero asks a BAMM:
Why is there nothing on T.V.? Why i can't find anything decently funny on YouTube? And Where has my long lost ego gone?
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 6, 2009 20:04:45 GMT -6
Why does my dad find it hard to believe that I can finish up all my homework in open period?
Why did I wake up from a nap thinking it was morning?
Moe or Loli?
Is ego and pride the same thing or is there a difference?
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 6, 2009 20:58:32 GMT -6
C307, Because as the amount of TV channels increased, the content wasn't added, but it was spread out. To the contrary beliefs of the "old people" in our lives having 400 channels and nothing to watch just means you happened to turn on the TV between 8am and 6:59pm or 3am to 6am. Because you are looking for porn, and there is no porn on youtube. You should stroll on through the comedy section if you want funny videos. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KMDepends, you may have lost your dignity in the produce section of a grocery store or maybe you ordered a sandwich without any form of meat. Or maybe you made your own food and it was unconditionally good for you. Your ego was probably lost when somebody close to you brought up your loss of dignity. So i'd blame your mom if i were you because i bet one day you came home smelling like avocados and she called you out on it. You then spent the next 3 months trying to overcompensate for this and now you've finally decided to search for your long lost ego by asking me. -I crush egos/encourage them so i'm not a great example, but if i were you i'd find a small animal and show it who's the boss. Running over a bunny on Easter is the ultimate way to do this btw. Mary, Because your dad knows you're lying. If you're doing homework that's due the next day in study hall/open hour then you need to learn something completely unproductive like solitaire or read a random book. You dont nap much apparently (you should also do this during open hours) and you threw off your internal clock. This is also a problem in the elderly and the schizophrenic...... I'll go with Moe because i <3 Moe and i give him rides all the time. I wouldn't choose a 9 year old sex slave over Moe any day, that's the <3 we share! Slight difference. Ego is personality and pride is what influences the decisions. So C307 lost his ego, but he only cares about it because he has too much pride to be truly devoid of his tuff guy ego.
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Fuu
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Post by Fuu on Apr 7, 2009 16:26:10 GMT -6
What do you think about religion?
You find a kitten in the street. What do you do with it?
What kills a person faster, a cobra or a python?
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 7, 2009 21:03:04 GMT -6
I always wish my parents had gotten me into a church as a kid, but not into christianity. I like how it gets kids together and all that. And frankly, I know that if I were part of church i'm still pretty sure I wouldn't have become religious because not many people in SLP are religious and most of the "christians" i know question God's existance. So religion's original purpose of uniting people under a common set of rules that does not need to be enforced by a physical power (this leaves the government room to develop, which is a necesary trait for many civilizations in the early stages of life) is still strong and I guess I enjoy that. But I dont think it's necesary to be part of one because now our governments make sure to have a judiciary, which makes God's threats obsolete because now people are tried and punished IRL and not in a mythical world.
If it has a collar, then i take it to its address. If it doesn't have a collar then I take it to my parents and ask if i can keep it. If it attacks me i beat it with a stick, then declaw it, then take it home. Worst case scenario: kitten is hurt on the street. If the kitten is already going to die, then i'll just bury it myself after killing it, but i'll feed it milk and shit so that it dies knowing that I was an awesome person.
I think technically the python kills you faster because it'll break your ribs/crush lungs/suffocate you before the cobra's venom can kill you. Both are slow, but personally i'd rather be bit by the cobra so i can hallucinate and shit. On small animals it's like the opposite because at a certain size the venom doesn't even kill because it gets so diluted through the bloodstream. That's why they make cobra anti-venom using horses iirc.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Apr 7, 2009 21:31:16 GMT -6
hey bamm, since all of us are a little /b/tarded, who was phone?
also, how would you go about accentuating Regigigas in a pokemon team? (inb4 go to my pkmn thread XD)
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Apr 8, 2009 5:26:38 GMT -6
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Are Bill and Ted Timelords from Doctor Who?
Is the world getting better or worse?
Which is better, lightsaber-chucks or chainsaw katanas?
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 8, 2009 18:22:19 GMT -6
How does one go about starting relationships with women? (I have yet to figure it out.) By "relationships" I mean: "how does one begin dating?"
I don't know if I needed to specify, but I felt that question could go many ways.
Also: Why do I have 24 (At the time of this post) Karma? I haven't increased or decreased my karma.
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 8, 2009 21:59:52 GMT -6
Og, I actually have been so/b/er for the last 6 months, so I honestly do not know. And even before that I was hardly ever on.....
You play doubles and you use skill swap, no other way
Spam, If i told you i would be killed. Totally Annihilated. Like people would look at me and be like "You know what he did? he told people about carmen sandiego." so im sorry but i can only leave behind simple clues that a 3rd grader could understand (hint: capital letters).
No, Bill and Ted are my friends and they take me on excellent adventures
Worse, China is getting powerful and poor countries are doing better, but at least Africa still sucks
chainsaw katanas, because i dont know if you've ever seen anybody actually use the 'chucks but most of the technique involves catching it on specific parts of the body so you'd end up slicing yourself up first, which would SUCK.
Fomo, That's the ultimate question in life. I like dating friends of mine that i haven't hung out with much if that makes any sense. Because if you hang out with them a lot then you're in the friend zone (unless you've been at least semi-flirting with them the whole time). But yeah...it's really difficult imo to start relationships if you're in a pretty tight group and you aren't attracted to any of them (my situation a year ago). Basically, if you have no options: find a girl you have a crush on, hang out with her now and then, increase flirting each time. If you have a school dance coming up, ask her to it. Worse case scenario: she says no, but that just means you get back up again. If she plays a sport, have a story about the sport as a generic ice breaker even if it's made up (like my favorite story for golf involves me watching the ENTIRE US Open last year with tiger on the bum leg, which is true).
So basically here are BAMM's step to dating girls that aren't slutty: 1. Identify girl you like 2. Talk to said girl 3. Hang out with said girl 4. Flirt with girl 5. Ask girl out
and I didn't know you could change your own karma, but before you were at 22.
I have a question for the mods: why aren't I a mod? pwetty pweaze?
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Post by Mac on Apr 8, 2009 23:02:13 GMT -6
Whoa whoa whoa! the question to the mods, is why arn't i a mod yet.
And BAMM I think the problem Fomo is having is the approaching the female without making thinks akward.
Fomo, you caould take my advice and just join the proud singles club with me. It is great. Been great for 19+ years.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Apr 9, 2009 10:43:09 GMT -6
So basically Shedinja and Regigigas = Sex? I also lol at you two asking for modship XD If we want you to be a mod, we'll tell you and mac, isn't this ask BAMM? Make your own thread if you want to answer questions.
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Post by Mac on Apr 9, 2009 12:05:21 GMT -6
I did make this thread, but I will make an ask Mac as well. So everyone, there is now an Ask Mac thread as well. Whatever this thread cannot do for you, Ask Mac will.
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 9, 2009 19:40:22 GMT -6
shedinja and spiritomb/sableye=sex
and sheddy can't learn skill swap
fomo, awkward works if you're a funny person, tripping is always funny if you are willing to sacrifice your body for it. Otherwise start things off as casual and do shit like study sessions or whatever...
NEVER talk about video games with a girl unless you know they play. But talking about pokemon is legit, no lie, everybody has played that
mac, your thread lacks skill
og, you dont need to tell me, just be like *POOF* mod
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