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Post by Mac on Mar 23, 2009 12:45:11 GMT -6
Here it is, the thread in which you can ask BAMM anything about anything and he will get back to you as soon as you can. For my first question:
Is it a good sign when girls say all men are assholes except for you? Do they really mean you're not an asshole, or is it just because you're there?
second question:
What is Arbor Day about?
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Post by мғв.halloway on Mar 23, 2009 16:19:41 GMT -6
And my respect for this forum has just died a little bit more. But in the spirit of the thread, BAMM why is that so?
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 27, 2009 15:59:26 GMT -6
Why did MAC begin this thread? I believe that you need to begin the thread if you want people to ask you questions.
EDIT: Unlocked by BAMM's request.
And I must now ask, what do you think of brain surgery.
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 5, 2009 13:41:47 GMT -6
Mac: it means you are in the friend zone, and you should probably disagree with her more just for the hell of it like: Her: I want a 6" BLT with lettuce, tomato, onions, and peppers you: I want a 6" BLT with lettuce tomato peppers and NO onions (mutter: onions suck) now you have expressed your opinion Arbor day is about hippies who thought that trees were cool, but the holiday got less popular when people realized that most trees do not make any form of a drug and you have to be North to make syrup. When hippies dont have drugs or syrup, that's an issue, trust me. halloway, your respect started dying because you lack motivation in your relationships both romantic and friendly. Randomly slap a friend on the ass to get some talk going and maybe spice it up with the ladies if you need to. If you do have a lady, then you should buy her something strange but somehow relevant or maybe go to a random restarant like chuckie cheese or go laser tagging at grand slam. Something you haven't done with her yet. If you dont have a lady you should hit on the first girl under 20 you see on the streets with the LAMEST pickup line you have ever heard. This not only gives you a story for the rest of the day, but also gives you a few laughs. Fomo, Mac began this thread because Mac is a beast and i want his fedora, and he knows this. I think brain surgery is legit. If it's cancer it's cool and all, but brain surgery to fix stuff like vision or nerve issues is really cool. I think it shows how far our scientific development is coming along. I just wish that surgery that came about when all those heroin addicts got sick and started acting like really sick old people (god i wish i could remember the disease > ) worked. Because then it'd give hope to other similar procedures.
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Post by Mac on Apr 5, 2009 13:52:40 GMT -6
You walk into a construction site that is normally closed off at night, but the door was left open. What do you do?
What is your favorite flavor of jolly rancher?
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 5, 2009 14:31:50 GMT -6
i kill the hobo that opened the door and then blame it on the police, oh, and i take his shoe laces cuz that's my MO blue raspberry because it's a perfect flavor. Worst is def cherry because everytime you eat one you hope it's the watermelon and then your hopes are shattered
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Pulse
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Post by Pulse on Apr 5, 2009 15:35:47 GMT -6
Why weren't you at the tournament, BAMM? And why is ZSS so much better looking in SSBB than the official character model of her is? Have you seen it? Her hair style is so weird...
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 5, 2009 16:28:32 GMT -6
this last weeks? because i was playing melee with dendy and then i had to watch my sis and got pseudo grounded it's because you dont ever pay attention to a girl's looks when they are moving plus i bet you pause the game when she's crawling -there were so many jokes to be made from this, that im ashamed i didn't choose any of the more explicit ones
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Apr 5, 2009 17:03:24 GMT -6
Why do people think I have a problem with Bleach?
Why do total scrubs always think that they can't be beat (case in point, that MK player who was beat first round by Bowsercide and didn't know how to dodgeroll and yet still dissed tons of much more experienced players)?
Why do we need more desu?
Why did Sakurai include tripping?
What was the point behind Marcus Garvey's incredibly odd purple military uniform?
Why do people chase such a fleeting thing like power?
What is the purpose behind Japan's figurehead emperor?
Why do we need to find Waldo?
What is the bloop?
Why are American cartoons SO horrendously bad?
Why can snakes fly and WHY WOULD GOD CREATE SUCH A CREATURE?
Would the environment suffer without mosquitoes?
Wy can't we eat only one potato chip?
Why do I ask so many questions?
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 5, 2009 17:33:36 GMT -6
because you insult orihime and she has big boobs and is definitely meant to be eye candy
because it's in the definition of scrub
invalid, we desu don't
because he woke up one day and said to himself "I Sakurai want Brawl to be like real life, complete with double jumps and franklin badges. Thus I will include tripping because i still have a nasty bruise on my leg from when i tripped down the stairs the other day." God rested on the 7th day, Sakurai made tripping.
So prince could steal it later
because it doesn't flee from everybody
Same reason England has a Queen; it's tradition.
Because Waldo kicked my dog
the inverse of the blip and the contrapositive of the bleep
Because rugrats, hey arnold, doug, and dexter's laboratory died. But fear not because we have amazing shows with ACTUAL PEOPLE that portray ACTUAL SKILLS in acting besides giving their voices to animation. I like anime and all, but really, the guy that voiced Goku (and Lucario, and quite a few other things for that matter) is 100 times less the actor than Tina Fey, but about a million times more epic (for reference, he's only 100 times more amazing than Alec Baldwin).
Snakes can't fly without planes, true fax. God doesn't exist, that's why (OH SHIT).
Possibly? They are like the food source for anything that eats bugs...so i guess without the stuff that eat bugs the environment would suffer. On a related note, crickets are good eats.
I've done it, maybe you can't, but i have and it wasn't the last one in the bag! -usually it's because of the salt, so the best thing to do after you eat a chip is to drink something really bad tasting then eat a saltine and then eat a cake then drink some milk, then go to sleep. While asleep, a friend should toss the bag of chips so that only one chip has been eaten.
because you want to know what BAMM thinks, dont worry, im like a guru or a sage, it's 'sall good yo
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Post by Fuu on Apr 5, 2009 17:44:54 GMT -6
Why can I get along with my oldest brother, Louis, perfectly and yet I cannot get along with my 2nd oldest brother, Andy, at all?
What do you think about abortion?
My boss Terry giving me tonight off, is this a sign he's going to fire me?
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 5, 2009 19:09:45 GMT -6
Because Louis talks about you behind your back.....
Abortion is tight, i'm not the one that's giving birth to it, but especially for people that definitely cannot afford a baby, it should be done. Babies shouldn't send the family in debt unless they bought it a 10000 dollar stroller. But if they dont want the abortion, i can't really force anything, i just have to trust that natural selection solves it......which would probably end pessimistically, but w/e.
Depends if sunday nights are busy nights for you....i know at my work sundays are never busy especially at night so i never work full shifts on sundays, but saturdays i do because everybody loves saturday night sandwiches! -but yeah, you're probably getting fired because next time you go in to work that's all you're gonna be thinking about and then you'll lose track of what you're doing and you'll bump into a customer who just so happens to NEED to get home with the stuff he bought for his sick wife. But you made the prescription fall down and it rolled under a locked door to which you need your boss, but he's busy dealing with a complaint because somebody forgot to put a "wet floor" sign on the ground. So then the man gets to his wife 30 minutes late and she has hit a fever of 105 and passed out trying to get the phone. Next week he'll come in and tell your boss and as a sign of good will he'll fire you for indirectly causing the wife's death so that you dont get your ass sued and then you wouldn't be able to go to college.
if i were you, i'd ask to get fired now sooner than later
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 5, 2009 20:15:56 GMT -6
Why is the cake a lie?
Why do people keep saying "It's over 9000!" when it isn't even related to the conversation topic?
Why am I such a pyro?
Which is better: air, water, fire, or earth?
How did you become a badass mailman?
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Apr 5, 2009 20:21:38 GMT -6
bamm, how does one pull himself from the wreckage of a relationship?
I'm kind of at odds with myself mentally, and I'd like some input.
inb4 Og is being a pussy, I just want to get some other views on doing this shit because I'm neither winning nor losing this battle with my emotions at the moment.
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Post by badassmailman on Apr 5, 2009 21:13:36 GMT -6
Mary, cake is not a lie, it's delicious because they've spent over 9000 hours on 4chan and need to learn self-control, same thing with "fail" and "epic fail." Even my dad goes to failblog, which is just wrong, because i KNOW he isn't a btard or anything. who isn't? i'd go with Air because it's always available there are many trials, but first you need to have a dead dog in your heart, so you know the pain you will cause others. Then you must scorn the world for killing your hopes of the paper boy salary. Then it's a long series of drugs, rehab, hookers, and finally God (you denounce him later) and eventually you are a badass. Now it's just about job applications. Og, wreckage is not my thing, all my gfs have come out of the relationships as either assholes or as crazy or as a mutual agreement, so im not really good at wrecks..... and emotions aren't my thing when they are vague, key words are anger, pity, insecurity, w/e, not "at odds." i'm a badass, not a psychic
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