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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 10, 2009 12:14:26 GMT -6
Can you drive a stick-shift? I'm having a little trouble whenever I need to do it. If you do, do you have any tips?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 10, 2009 21:39:23 GMT -6
nope, but i find that people that do know how to drive stick shifts are far cooler like "woah, he drives a stick" until you actually drive with them and it just feels SO SLOW because they can't seemlessly move from 1st to 2nd to 3rd.
So my tip: get good at it, and look badass while doing it
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jul 10, 2009 22:52:37 GMT -6
BAMM, why are you so sexy?
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 13, 2009 9:38:55 GMT -6
Where can I see the most amazing thing ever?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 13, 2009 20:46:38 GMT -6
I was born with it. I think i'm the reason why the "because of their personality" thing exists. Sure, I'm not a bad looking dude, but I find my true sexiness comes from my sense of humor. Ya'll know you love it, ya'll know you come back for it. It's like the bananas to my peanut butter. Fomo, This is the most amazing thing ever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0PaPpmGa8other amazing-est things can be found on my favorites on youtube: www.youtube.com/betterthanbonds9note that I am listed as 28. Why? so i could watch shows that are marked as explicit
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Post by Mac on Jul 13, 2009 23:07:49 GMT -6
note that I am listed as 28. Why? so i could watch shows that are marked as explicit lmao!
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 16, 2009 14:38:43 GMT -6
What is the purpose of Zebra Mussels? And also, why is it such a big deal if they move into Minnesota lakes?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 16, 2009 17:25:12 GMT -6
well, they clog up water valves. Basically, they aren't all that bad. But when they fucking own everything else in the lake, it's pretty bad.
Zebra mussels actually filter water, make it clearer, give fish food are themselves food as well. So you're thinking: what the hell is wrong with cleaner water? Well, it's the part that they rape the environment of all joy that makes them evil. They have sharp ass shells, this is bad. People go in lakes, people cut themselves in lake, nobody goes to lake, they win. OR you like drinking water right? Well these badboys can grow so densely they clog up intake valves. This is bad, it is not supposed to happen. They also kill other forms of mullosks by being better at this shit than them.
They reproduce at a rate that a cage full of 100 bunnies would be envious of. They can make 30K-1 million eggs a year. That's a lot (and it's per female).
Basically, they are a pain in the ass and we're america so we don't want no fucking Russians in our land (they were first spotted in Russia WAY back in history). But technically they are native to the Black (ewwwww east europe) and Caspian Seas (not only are they terrorists, they are communists!). And they travel on the bottom of boats (Just like terrorists---always hitching our rides to crash into another lake).
Bane, do YOU want foot-cutting, ecology-raping, water-clogging terrorist-commies in your lakes?
Yeah, i didn't think so
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 24, 2009 15:02:28 GMT -6
Why is it whenever I go to the library to find a book I want to read, it's either checked out or the library doesn't have it?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 24, 2009 19:25:18 GMT -6
because you either have really good tastes or really shitty tastes
if the book is checked out: good tastes if the book isn't even available in the library: shitty tastes, the library doesn't value your books as something that the "public" wants. I would feel terrible.
Note: if somebody has your book checked out: bring a friend and ask them if they have the book. Then have your friend do something retarded but not fine-worthy (like open a soda can really loudly behind the librarian. While they look away, take a peak at the screen, find out their name. Do some facebook investigating and then some phonebook trickery and send them messages under a disguised voice (remember to *67 your calls!). Make sure they sound menacing. Eventually they'll go crazy and die. Now you just need to break into their house and steal the book. Also steal something valuable and then toss it in the nearest lake so that nobody finds you. And to boot, this jackass gets severe overcharge penalties on the book, then one day pay a dude to pay a kid to deliver the book to the library. That's when you make your getaway. It's the perfect crime, really.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 27, 2009 11:31:55 GMT -6
That seems like a lot of effort for a book. I would much rather sparknote or cliffnote it or just pretend I read it. I would rather use that plan for something like stealing the hope diamond, but that's just me.
Where can I find a different sense of humor?
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 27, 2009 17:32:21 GMT -6
What do you think about British humor?
Why do I get my best ideas at 3 in the morning?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 27, 2009 22:19:25 GMT -6
No, it's not a lot of effort for a book. It's really they bare minimum. Notice that the dude has to kill himself. Chances are you need to make a completely new plan in order to do that. And you can't pretend to read this shit, this is important shit and you know you're gonna need to know random ass quotes from the book that only an autistic* kid would notice. The internet. You kind find anything on that thing. *autism isn't always as extreme as some people think. Asberger's is the most common one. Like einstein or newton news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2988647.stmMary, British humor is weird. I dont know what it is and nobody ever tells me what it is. For awhile i thought it was sexual references and then i saw monty python and noticed they used it in a very similar way to most shows have. Then i thought it was the eccentricities. But then i watched anime, nuff said. Basically, the english are the America of humor: it's a melting pot. And I'm anything but anti-american so i guess i need to enjoy British humor. Cuz you don't. But you are more agreeable at 3am. So all those ideas you have at 3am are merely the same ones that you thought were too stupid to consider at say 3pm, but something about the night makes everything better.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 28, 2009 10:37:10 GMT -6
How do I get it through my mom's head that I don't want her to fold my laundry? I am fully capable of doing such a task myself.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 28, 2009 11:51:10 GMT -6
Why is being a sadistic bastard in sandbox games so stress relieving?
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