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Post by badassmailman on Jun 30, 2009 0:04:06 GMT -6
Why do you hate the Oblongs? Why do mosquito bites feel so itchy? How do I get a mosquito bite to stop feeling so itchy? Oblongs are just toilet humor. I mean, i like family guy and futurama n shit as much as the next person, but seriously, it's not even that funny. I wish the little girl oblong went on a mass murdering run every time i see her lol, she is too creepy, but she's too nice in the show. She should be psycho. Mosquito bites feel itchy because they are infused with the sins of the previously bitten person. So if the person that got bit before you was a heavy sinner, too bad, you're gonna get West Nile. To an extent, it also feeds on your sins because sins love other sins, they have club meetings and they high-five each other, a lot. So remember, if a mosquito bites a fat dude, hopefully you aren't thinking of that dude from twilight like every other girl in the world. Gluttony and Lust are great friends and will be a very itchy bite. If you dont want it to itch, be sure to give charities a lot of puppies that day BEFORE BEING BITTEN. Also valuable are kittens, but puppies are much less sinful (just loooooook attt themmmm, yes they are, yes they are). That and a few breast cancer awareness ribbons, a boy scouts uniform pins, and a donation to the Ronald McDonald House/Livestrong will keep you away from itching*. *So much charity may also repel mosquitos because mosquitos sense sin. So i guess in a way, this is a good mosquito repelent too, but if they do bite you, they sure wont itch fomo, there is no free meal. Even working at a food place, the only free food are the scraps, unless you work. But then you realize that work is a form of payment so unless you want to resort to being a raccoon and eat what would be garbage, you will not find free food. Stealing is not free, cuz jesus will make you pay (lol, yeah right)
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Post by C307 on Jun 30, 2009 10:10:36 GMT -6
Are you going to Bloomington Play nTrade doubles tournament.
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Post by badassmailman on Jun 30, 2009 13:25:25 GMT -6
when is it?
if it's a monday, tuesday or a wednesday i can't go
if it's thursday next week i can't go
and if it's friday, saturday, or sunday this week i can't go
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Post by C307 on Jun 30, 2009 16:38:33 GMT -6
Its a tuesday....
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Post by badassmailman on Jun 30, 2009 22:07:28 GMT -6
then i can't go
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 2, 2009 16:40:06 GMT -6
which is better, red or orange?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 2, 2009 20:32:28 GMT -6
I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but we'll have a playoff for each color
RED: Strawberry (1) vs Raspberry (4) Apple* (2) vs Cherries (3)
*Apples are better green
ORANGE:
Clementines (1) vs Pumpkins (4) Peaches (2) vs Oranges* (3)
*Clementines are better than oranges in every possible way
So it becomes
Strawberries vs Apples*
and Clementines vs Peaches
Strawberries vs Clementines
Clementines win Therefore, orange is the best color
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 6, 2009 10:17:15 GMT -6
Where should I go if I want to get high quality tech for almost nothing?
Which is a better alignment to have in D&D, any Lawful Evil or Chaotic Good?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 6, 2009 12:31:29 GMT -6
newegg.com
chaotic good, like michael weston
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 6, 2009 14:30:28 GMT -6
Why can some people handle extremely spicy foods and other people can't?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 7, 2009 0:04:24 GMT -6
Cuz the ones that can't are pussies
some people are just born as mental pussies. Not that they have actually pussies, but that their mind is unable to penetrate into deep thoughts, that's the definition of a mental pussy, not to be confused with a vagina.
Those that have the mental balls to handle the spicy food are just born superior to those pussies, it's just fact.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 7, 2009 19:12:56 GMT -6
Cuz the ones that can't are pussies Sounds like my chemistry teacher while he holds his bottle of "the source" and calls out his students for not taking it. He's one of those people who really love spicy food. Anyway... where should I hide my deep dark secrets?
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Some live, some die
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Post by Fuu on Jul 7, 2009 19:34:53 GMT -6
I have quit my job as a waitress, what do you think should be my next career move?
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Post by Mac on Jul 8, 2009 15:47:01 GMT -6
Are you employed?
Have a GF?
You must be busy. Are you not?
Where you going to school next year if you are (you did graduate, right)?
Does your hair change color in the summer?
You got a tan?
El Dorado or Atlantis?
Is your ego to high to "Ask Mac" a question?
Who the hell is this blackfire guy who just started posting?
Can you describe your pants in one word?
Are YOU a mental pussy?
Do guns kill, or do people?
Do you hate people that talk shit about other people behind the veil of the internet as much as me?
You didn't go out an become a Michael Jackson fan after he died did you? 'Cause people like that are full of shit as well.
What's your favorite band?
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Post by badassmailman on Jul 9, 2009 14:15:14 GMT -6
fomo, hide them in the cookie jar, nobody steals stuff from that I have quit my job as a waitress, what do you think should be my next career move? You should get into blockbuster, lots of people, lots of funny people. You get to control the movies and shit. I imagine you get free rentals or something, which is nice cuz buying movies is dumb, usually. Also, nobody can grab your ass cuz you're behind the counter. Mac, I work at Jimmy Johns I do not have a gf, not since march, but she went batshit crazy around april sooooooo i got out at a good time I have been busy, usually i try to check this site out at night, but lately i've had baseball/work and then gone to bed so i could do stuff. Also been playing BBrawl, which is fun. I did not graduate, I am now a senior at st louis park high. I plan on going to Carleton though next year My hair changes slightly in the summer. I can get it to be near brown in the winter if im lucky and then it'll become a nice blonde/dirty blonde with a little sun . My tan is respectable. But baseball makes my forearms really tan so even though I do have a decent tan on the rest of me my forarms are like hawaiian so it still looks like i have a slight farmers tan. Atlantis, cuz i could punch that dumb whore ariel My ego is too high to ask mac anything. But it's mainly cuz i never have any questions. I do know everything after all Some dude, he doesn't matter, dont worry no, need two: really awesome How dare you, I have the mental balls the size of a bull's (mental balls, not actual balls---it takes a lot of mental balls to rush a dude holding a sword knowing that you can't make a sharp turn) Stupid people with guns kill stupid people. Smart people see the gun and run away and live cuz stupid people hold guns incorrectly and will probably hold it like a "gangsta" and miss. --ps: RIP Steve McNair, your affair was with a crazy bitch, I am sorry Nope, I love it. Cuz I'll talk shit too. Some people over do it, but overall, trashtalking is great on the internet and because most people that trashtalk on the internet are wimps, watching them trashtalk in person isn't as entertaining, so yeah....it's great. Nope, he made thriller, I've liked beat it and thriller and bad since my friend introduced it to me back in freshman year. But I didn't enjoy billie jean as much as i did after I looked up MJ and found that that song made him the king of pop. It's a good song too, so I dont know why i didn't listen to it much. So i guess i did research after he died, but I knew some of his songs before and the only one i was introduced to really was billie jean. Good question, I tend to like songs. An old band for nostalgia for me is lost prophets and their start something album. Back in junior high i liked system of a down and some other hard rock stuff along with ACDC. Now i like less of that stuff (rock and roll aint noise pollution=great song no matter what though). The killers, franz ferdinand and DMB are some of the stuff I'm listening to at this very moment, but the light rock stuff all started with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But the group that I can never get out of my head and never will get out of a playlist i make for a travel is Queen. Best band: Queen.
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