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Post by badassmailman on May 6, 2009 19:30:14 GMT -6
Oh, I never said she was unattractive, but I did imply that her show is so bad that it makes me detract from the few hotties they have.
Oh, of course it's House, that dude doesn't back down from anybody. He fights cancer and takes it down with a solid shot of Lupus. Even sarcoidosis can't stand a chance against him. Plus he gets all the babes. I'm pretty sure there's nothing he could do that would make him not love me.
Mac, as Jackson once misquotedly spoke about Worcester v Georgia: "John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"
Face it, I enforce your laws and like Jackson I am a rebel and will veto/ignore stuff that i want to veto/ignore.
And I'm not retarded, so I use a PC. (if I were smart i'd run Linux, but I don't care THAT much...)
and when did i ever NOT sound like an elitest, im pretty sure that's been my persona this whole thread....I thought that's why people were asking me stuff, because I'm obviously better and they wanted to be like me, so they asked for my opinions....
for an e-cookie: in my previous post i mentioned my idol's idol, who is my idol?
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Post by Mac on May 6, 2009 19:42:35 GMT -6
The sheriff has no authority to veto or ignore anything. If he thinks this, he is usually removed from his office and replaced by someone who abides by the law.
Who is your idol? Shouldn't you know this answer?
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Post by badassmailman on May 7, 2009 22:10:51 GMT -6
but there's nobody there to enforce me to enforce your law....therefore, i'm going to ignore your law and nobody will be around to remove me because the people like it more this way (and I'm sleeping with all their wives, but they don't know that).
And no, I know who my idol is, but it'd be silly for me to offer myself a reward, plus I have multiple jars filled with e-cookies, but my mom just made a fresh batch, so i figured i'd offer people some
In an easier form: my idol's idol is Bill O'Reilly, who is my idol?
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Post by C307 on May 8, 2009 17:04:55 GMT -6
How do i Pivot Grab?
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Post by badassmailman on May 9, 2009 17:10:22 GMT -6
left right or right left grab
just be a pussy and run away, then turn around in a fake-out and press grab
it's fun and stupid looking
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 10, 2009 20:16:09 GMT -6
In your opinion, what's the best way to get rid of unwanted rage?^^#
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Post by badassmailman on May 10, 2009 21:13:15 GMT -6
2 words: little sister
jk, I usually enjoy drinking myself til I pass out, wake up and then cry my clinically depressed self to sleep for getting so drunk for no reason earlier. Then when I wake up from that, I cry for the previously noted signs of weakness while eating rocky road ice cream. Sadly, the tears make the ice cream salty after awhile, which just makes me sadder.
But then the sun comes out and I'm happy again and also oblivious to my previous sadness.
....until now, where I just realized what the rest of my night is going to be about....thanks a lot...
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 10, 2009 21:29:17 GMT -6
2 words: little sister jk, I usually enjoy drinking myself til I pass out, wake up and then cry my clinically depressed self to sleep for getting so drunk for no reason earlier. Then when I wake up from that, I cry for the previously noted signs of weakness while eating rocky road ice cream. Sadly, the tears make the ice cream salty after awhile, which just makes me sadder. But then the sun comes out and I'm happy again and also oblivious to my previous sadness. ....until now, where I just realized what the rest of my night is going to be about....thanks a lot... Oh...I'm sorry.O.O;; Why some people find it fun to "hit and run" other people on rp message boards? Star Trek or Star Wars?
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Post by badassmailman on May 10, 2009 22:08:31 GMT -6
well, I find it fun to toss Red Pikmin at people with Retinitis Pigmentosa so i can then Run to the Plane and get away. It is so much fun that they are making a game (made by Rockstar Programming), but currently it is Rating Pending. The real fun in it is that people with Retinitis Pigmentosa can't even see the pikmin half the time. But that's why they tend to live in the Republic of the Phillipines, while I live in the Republic of Poland.
I actually just saw star trek, i enjoyed it, but I will always have a wookie and R2D2 in my heart. Who could ever choose cleons and vulcans over wookies and robots?
oh and i fucking <3 jar jar binks
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 12, 2009 17:06:13 GMT -6
Why do you love Jar Jar Binks?
Anakin Skywalker(Darth Vader) or Luke Skywalker?
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Post by badassmailman on May 12, 2009 20:27:07 GMT -6
how can you not love that dude?! He's got this high pitched voice that if it were on anybody you knew you'd just fricken murder them right then and there, but luckily jar jar looks like a weird ass dude so it works. Furthermore, he comes in the 1st episode, probably the wackiest of all the episodes, so he is perfect in the perfect one for him. Frankly, I hate the argument about which episode is better. It's obvious 4-6 are the best because they are made at a time where what they did was top of the line, hands down. 1-3 are made in a time where the effects are not only nothing really special, but also obviously overdone.
Luke is in the better movies, but little anakin and jar jar are a match made in heaven <3<3<3
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Post by мғв=Bane on May 15, 2009 17:00:08 GMT -6
So my friend found a pinecone and a bottle of body spray scented: "Really Riped Abs". How can I learn to find stuff like this?
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Post by badassmailman on May 15, 2009 17:13:20 GMT -6
To be honest you need luck. The best way to test luck is to steal fortune cookies: if you steal them successfully then you're lucky because asians are hella defensive of their cookies. Furthermore if the fortune is a good one then you are very lucky. If you steal from a place that has the lottery numbers on the back, consider yourself very lucky. The amount of cookies you stole is the number of days this luck will last. But note that if you get caught that's bad luck and very bad if the fortune sucks anyway so remember that you need to be successful first. And if you fail then the number of cookies multiplied by 3 is how long your bad luck will last.
Stealing fortune cookies is a lucrative business because if you get away with stealing 7 then you have a week of very good luck.
Now that you have used this as a test for your luck you must then learn how to find shit. This too requires skill. The key to finding stuff is drunk people, a small crowd, and a clear night with a moon that is over halfway full (halfway can lead to decent stuff, but don't try much without a nearly above halfway moon). Moon decides how good the stuff you find is. Drunk people will stop to look up, that's when they drop some money or whatever. The small crowd insures that you will be able to navigate and find valuables while at the same time obscuring the path of the one who dropped it.
At it's very basics it's science but you need to run tests first
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 16, 2009 22:02:21 GMT -6
Why do some guys use body spray that smells horrible? It is because they think it'll attract the opposite sex?
Also, why does body spray, perfume,etc have such really screwed up names?
So I was watching one of the newer episodes of Pokemon today(nothing else was on that caught my attention) as I ate breakfast and Jesse from Team Rocket said something like "Now behave or I'll have to spank you". After hearing that I nearly choked on a piece of my toast, but that's besides the point; Why is it in some kiddy shows when they say something it just sounds plain wrong?
What's the difference between a stop sign and a yield sign?
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Post by badassmailman on May 17, 2009 16:08:42 GMT -6
Because they have colds, but more importantly, if they get sweaty the body spray smells WAY better than BO. That way they still smell bad, but you're like "damn, i thought he was going to smell way worse" and eventually the goal is to get the girl to actually enjoy the smell of the guy when he's "sweaty". It takes a lot of repetition and persistance though.
Demographics, that's it
I think you addressed the issue right there. On a related note: I like it in shrek when shrek refers to Donkey as "ass."
Stop: you yield; Yield: you ignore
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