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Post by C307 on May 18, 2009 16:44:21 GMT -6
LOL
BAMM how can you be SOOO sarcastic on a web-site, to me that is very hard to do.
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Post by Emergency on May 18, 2009 17:54:49 GMT -6
I don't know what you are talking about.
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Pulse
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Post by Pulse on May 18, 2009 19:05:36 GMT -6
Why is pikachu so f***ing amazing? And why can't I stop playing Pokemon Platinum?
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Post by badassmailman on May 18, 2009 21:42:56 GMT -6
LOL BAMM how can you be SOOO sarcastic on a web-site, to me that is very hard to do. It takes a certain set of skills, obviously I have those skills and apparently you don't. But there is hope, if you wish to have the equally dry humor that I do it just takes a little preparation. First you need to notice the obvious. For example, I was at Southdale and I had just bought (rented) my tux for prom and I saw this FAT chick with a fluffy pink dress walking up the stairs. Some random dude was next to me. So I did a semi-mumble (basically a loud whisper, but with somewhat slurred words) and said "damn, she's gonna have a heart attack." This dude then looks at me like i'm fucking nuts. But as I think that the joke didn't work out well I hear him start laughing like crazy as she nearly trips and looks right at me and gives me a thumbs up. Second, you need to figure out what part of people you can make fun of and not get beat up for. I know I can make fun of my "whiteness" and also I have a high tolerance for gays so I'm also very good at acting gay to loosen a situation's tension. For example, I can make fun of moe's cockiness all day and Neo's modesty. Third, you need to realize that when you say something, the louder it is said the more important you appear. This is why it's key to be silent. Remember that the most painful thing is that little piece of biting info that just sits in your mind. In one of the few funny sketches Dane Cook has ever done he explains this in female-male fighting video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1795679078662739716 at 48:15. So all you have to do is notice that little thing and exploit it if you are cornered. If you can do this, then you are the master of dry humor. But the key is to not say it, because sadness isn't funny it's a burden. And finally, you need to learn how to type like you speak. Because if you are a sarcastic person then typing as you would speak is the key. Subtlety is difficulty to create, so you need to get people looking for it (like say, have a thread made to enshrine your humor) MR. General Nutrition Center, I know what you're talking about Pulse, Pikachu is a furry yellow rodent. Now think to yourself other rodents. I bet you're thinking of rats and mice. Now picture if they were yellow AND they could give your worst enemy the electric chair from over 100 feet away. Yeah, pikachus should be spreading death worse than chinese plague rats. This is why humans are lucky to have mastered enough pikachus that other pikachus dont kill every human. Plus, at least the ground trainers would exist in the case of a pikachu plague. And you can't stop playing platinum because it's fucking addicting. No way to sugarcoat it, it's fucking addicting.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 31, 2009 21:50:46 GMT -6
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by Fuu on Jun 1, 2009 16:16:16 GMT -6
Why does June put me in a pleasant and mild mood?
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 1, 2009 18:54:44 GMT -6
I'm thinking of making a Fire Emblem patch for a GBA Fire Emblem game that would be harder and include many other people I know in it.
My question is, which game should I do it for? Sword of Seals, Blazing Sword (aka Fire Emblem for us Americans), or Sacred Stones?
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Post by badassmailman on Jun 3, 2009 20:04:33 GMT -6
I once kicked a kid in a wheelchair down an icy hill for a previously-opened and of questionable origin klondike bar. Greatest bar ever
Haru, It's because school is out. Don't worry, come mid july/early august you'll be pissed off at the constant freedom and not seeing your friends that you only see at school. So much that you actually will want to go back to school. Don't worry, it's natural.
Fomo, I don't really play fire emblem, but do the one with Roy and make Roy better than Ike because I hear Roy SUCKS, thus making him awesome would be.....well.....awesome
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 4, 2009 15:00:06 GMT -6
Fomo, I don't really play fire emblem, but do the one with Roy and make Roy better than Ike because I hear Roy SUCKS, thus making him awesome would be.....well.....awesome I'm not supposed to use Personal experience, but 10 str at level 1 promoted sucks. Average strength is apparently 14.6 with his 40% growth. It might be his horrible defence or realy late promotion that make him suck.
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Post by badassmailman on Jun 4, 2009 19:39:38 GMT -6
maybe his game just sucks.
Anyway I would remake the one called sword of seals because that's the one i have played and you should make hector's hard mode harder, that'd be tight
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Post by Emergency on Jun 4, 2009 19:57:16 GMT -6
How do we make the PLS not suck so hard at being scrubs?
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Post by Mac on Jun 4, 2009 22:53:31 GMT -6
Why does Apple have "i" on nearly all of their products? Are they trying to influence the image of self or something, or is it just a tool they use to distiguish their, otherwise, lame-named merchandise? The 'pod' or 'phone' for example.
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Post by badassmailman on Jun 5, 2009 15:19:36 GMT -6
General Nutrition,
Scrub is a mentality. When you john, you are scrubbing. When you lose to a scrub, you are scrubbing. When you lose a bet, you are scrubbing. When you lie, you are scrubbing. When you trip, you are scrubbing (When you trip in brawl, you are scrubbing, but only because you are playing brawl and more importantly-with tripping on). When you get denied by a girl, you are scrubbing. When you walk in the hallway and your "friend" avoids eye-contact, you are scrubbing. When you are driving and a minivan passes you, you are scrubbing. When you are playing music really loudly and Kelly Clarkson comes on and you don't change the station, you are scrubbing. When a song comes on and everyone is grooving to it and you ask "what song is this," you are scrubbing. When you get yelled at for being a scrub, you were scrubbing. When you laugh at a McDonalds commercial, you are scrubbing. When you say that's what she said or make any implication that you want to say it, you are scrubbing. When you bring a meme up in real life, you are a failure as a human being (and a scrub). When you say epic fail or fail or fml, you are scrubbing. When you ask how to stop scrubbing, you are scrubbing.
So how do you fix scrubbiness? Don't do that stuff.
Mac,
Apple puts "i" in front of their shit just to piss you off. One day they decided that the letter that pissed people off the most to hear over and over again was the letter "i". Just say I over and over again. You sound like a war cry going aye-aye-aye-aye.... But because it's a vowel they also factored in what I call the "old person dat dont know shit effect". Basically, find something with a silent or oddly pronounced letter for the scenario it's in and have an old person* say it. Thus, they are called "ip-ods" by old people this reinforces the "coolness" of the cool people that buy the cool products with lowercase vowels in front of a proper noun. Note: it's not because the ipod was made during a time when putting e infront of shit was cool (email is the only one that really stuck) and because the ipod made this new trendy image for apple, they like putting "i"s in front of everything.
*Apple defines old person as this: 1. Anybody with the financial wherewithal to not pay over 500 bucks more for a laptop of lesser quality 2. Anybody that doesn't buy their products as soon as they release the new version of it. Also see: hip, cool, and trendy
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 5, 2009 16:34:40 GMT -6
Anyway I would remake the one called sword of seals because that's the one i have played and you should make hector's hard mode harder, that'd be tight ...That one is "Blazing Sword," but I could probably do that. Also, whenever I find a pencil on the floor at school I pick it up and keep it and I now have a giant shoebox full of pencils, pens, mechanical pencils, and other assorted writing unensils. What should I do with it?
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Post by badassmailman on Jun 5, 2009 21:34:29 GMT -6
my bad, i looked up sword of seal and i got a picture of two dudes from that game.
you should use one, and then use the others to write out "you left these on the floor" in GIANT letters in the front of the school as a senior prank (it's a prank because you'd super glue that shit)
It'd be pretty tight
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