KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jun 22, 2009 19:47:45 GMT -6
Granted. It is a delicious piece of Mexican cuisine. Just don't ask what's in that taco . I wish that people would stop nagging me, insulting me and interrogating me. It seems that every time someone opens their mouth around me, only annoying blather comes out. If someone can't hold a legitimate conversation without saying something irritating, then they should SHUT THE HELL UP!
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jun 22, 2009 20:03:08 GMT -6
Granted. Nobody talks to you. Ever. Again.
I wish this game would end.
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Fuu
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Post by Fuu on Jun 23, 2009 13:09:52 GMT -6
Granted. The game that we call life is now over. The earth is now an empty wasteland.
I wish for a roast beef sandwich.
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Post by C307 on Jun 23, 2009 18:35:50 GMT -6
Wish granted. It is the most, disgusting, horrible, sad, horrid, and many other thing you have ever eaten.
I wish i could play DoTa
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 25, 2009 12:21:48 GMT -6
After returning from Gamestop (because you can't let Tommy know you are buying this DoTa game) you get home and plug it into your system. You gleefully play for fifteen minutes. You are unaware, however, of a sinister presence watching you. That sinister presence, is Mac. He secretly calls Tommy from his cell phone.
"we've got a problem," he reports.
After fifteen more minutes of delightful glee, Tommy busts in through the window. With a sledgehammer and awesome strength he crushes your skull. This serves as two lessons in one. The first is don't make Tommy mad. The second is don't buy wussy games.
I wish I knew what DoTa is.
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Fuu
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Post by Fuu on Jun 25, 2009 14:14:58 GMT -6
Granted. It's an addicting little game that interests you. You go out, buy the game, and lock yourself in your room to play the game. A few weeks later your parents notice a disgusting odor coming from your room. At first, they think the odor is the result of you not bathing for a few weeks. Then when they come into to your room, they find your dead body. You died from choking to death on a Cheeto while laughing manically for seriously pwning some 11 year old from rural Minnesota. I wish that these corruptions really did come true.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jun 25, 2009 18:17:22 GMT -6
Granted. We're all dead. Oh stop whining, it's not like it wouldn't have happened anyway. I wish that I could produce a convincing and sympathetic villain for a story.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jun 25, 2009 18:46:01 GMT -6
Wish Granted. The villain ends up to be a total pansy and the story ends up as a flop.
I wish for my dreams made some sort of sense.
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Post by Zephron on Jun 28, 2009 9:43:38 GMT -6
Granted. But now every dream becomes a swirling torrent of pain and misery, and your dreams become reality, and enter your life in mysterious and subtle ways, until you become crazed and forced into an asylum, then you must suffer these horrific hallucinations until you die slowly of mental and physical breakdown.
(Ouch.)
I wish everyone started truly living their life the way they always talk about but never do.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jun 28, 2009 18:20:06 GMT -6
Congratulations. Half of the world population is populated by boring, infuriating stepford smilers who donate to charity every other week and find homes for abandoned puppies. Maybe the other half is more normal, right? Wrong. The other half is comprised of rapists, drunks, stuntmen, and murderers. Most of them former teenagers with bad attitudes and a desperate need for attention (the rest just used to be clinically insane). The malevolent half starts killing themselves and the members of the other half until there is nothing left of humanity but ashes, debris and memories of the before-time. Bet you didn't see THAT coming, did ya? I wish that Billy Mays wasn't dead (MJ stay in his grave for all I care). It's so weird how three celebrities died in one week.
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Post by Zephron on Jun 28, 2009 18:44:06 GMT -6
Congratulations. Half of the world population is populated by boring, infuriating stepford smilers who donate to charity every other week and find homes for abandoned puppies. Maybe the other half is more normal, right? Wrong. The other half is comprised of rapists, drunks, stuntmen, and murderers. Most of them former teenagers with bad attitudes and a desperate need for attention (the rest just used to be clinically insane). The malevolent half starts killing themselves and the members of the other half until there is nothing left of humanity but ashes, debris and memories of the before-time. Bet you didn't see THAT coming, did ya? I wish that Billy Mays wasn't dead (MJ stay in his grave for all I care). It's so weird how three celebrities died in one week. Apparently it's not just a small world, but a deadly world as well. Great..
BTW, you didn't ask for a wish, so I'll grab it. I wish Kspam would make a wish that made him turn into spam. (The product.)
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 29, 2009 19:46:52 GMT -6
K-Spam wishes he was a delicious meat serving, lo and behold, he is Spam in a can. After ten seconds of joyful existence he is opened, dumped into a blender with Ketch-up, diet-coke, sardines, and hot sauce to make a drink to make somebody throwup.
I wish for a giant volcano in the middle of Alabama.
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Post by Zephron on Jun 30, 2009 12:57:11 GMT -6
Granted. You turn on the TV, and there is a breaking news story about a giant Volcano breaking out of the ground near Montgomery. Citizens are fleeing, but there are the select few crazies who decide to climb it's peak. You hitch a ride there immediately, wanting to see how your wish plays out. You climb the volcano with it's first expedition, and after 2 days, reach the top. However, being a young and new, active volcano, it erupts, killing you and in the end, all of Alabama, as the volcano you wished turned out to be an exact replica of Krakatoa. Millions are killed, but you are one of the first to suffer 4th degree burns (Yes, that does exist) all over your body, allowing you to experience more pain than you thought imaginable. Enjoy :3
After all of that, I want something simple. I wish for Link's hat, and for Link not to mind I have it.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jun 30, 2009 13:06:57 GMT -6
Zephron, you bitch! I totally had that one!>.<# Wish Granted. You get Link's hat, good for you. There's just one setback, there's poison coated on the inside of the hat. So, it seeps into your head and you die. Yay!^^#
I wish there was more to Shirokuro by Hideaki Sorachi.
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Post by Zephron on Jul 1, 2009 11:02:46 GMT -6
Zephron, you bitch! I totally had that one!>.<# Wish Granted. You get Link's hat, good for you. There's just one setback, there's poison coated on the inside of the hat. So, it seeps into your head and you die. Yay!^^# I wish there was more to Shirokuro by Hideaki Sorachi. Oh come on I was expecting something far more sinister than that. Like it has a trap inside and it burns my head slowly or something... or rips it off... idk that's more gruesome.. a curse perhaps... idk.
Granted, but Hideaki Sorachi was murdered viscously with Voodoo by an unknown source. :3 The anime continues, but it is now corrupted and goes off course, and every book, every youtube video, everything associated with Shirokuro is now cursed.
Whenever you read, or see, or even talk about Shirokuro, a dark spirit will visit you in the night and leech onto your soul, like a parasite, until finally you are an empty shell, no longer alive, yet not dead.
After millions die, Shirokuro is now wiped from existence... not even a legend... not even a memory...
I wish wifi on Brawl is exactly like offline. No lag, and no funny business with controls or the characters.
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