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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 8, 2009 18:51:32 GMT -6
Wish Granted. With imangination you become a Black Mage, it's just only in your head though.X3
I wish I had skills like Seong Mina from the Soul Caliber games.
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Post by Zephron on Jul 8, 2009 19:28:15 GMT -6
Wish Granted. With imangination you become a Black Mage, it's just only in your head though.X3 I wish I had skills like Seong Mina from the Soul Caliber games. That's lame. Q_Q
Granted. You now have super Seong Mina skillz. However, you are unable to use any of the skills you now possess because you cannot kill, harm, or frankly do anything without the police breathing down your back, because they too were also notified of your new talents.
Have fun.
I wish for a real, live, Yoshi that wouldn't eat me or anyone else.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 9, 2009 9:14:40 GMT -6
You get your Yoshi. When you turn your back, it is eaten. I wish I had heavy armor to wear when I felt like it.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 9, 2009 22:37:47 GMT -6
Granted. It appears to you in a flash of dark light, voices cry out in pain and children wail in the distance. And there it is: The Armor of the Forsaken. Darker than night, stronger than steel and so wicked and heinous that Hell itself could not dispose of it. An eye in the center of the chestplate peers eerily around the room, locking it's gaze on you. And then? Fire. Flame engulfs you and the armor, burning with the heat of a thousand damned souls. Your flesh burns and contorts as the armor disintegrates before your eyes. You scream and scream but no sound escapes your lips. Just when you think you can't take it anymore, that you are going to die in the inferno, the burning stops. You look down and the armor has somehow become a part of you. Fused to your very being, you cannot remove it nor break it. At first it seems like exactly what you wanted. Sure, the armor fused to your skin in a rather grotesque fashion is unfortunate but that's what a shirt is for, right? Then it gets worse. The souls bound to the armor begin to wail and scream for help, begging for the sweet mercy of death, for any kind of release from this hell. You try to shut it out but the more you try to ignore it, the worse it gets. You try to no avail to pry off your very skin and the armor with it. You then concede and go about living the rest of your life tormented by the souls of the damned. But hey, it's unbreakable, you never get a scratch or cut again in your life and that eye thing is pretty cool, so I'd say that's a pretty even trade, wouldn't you? I thought so.
I wish that people would stop giving me flak for playing games to win. What, you want me to throw a match or put myself at a disadvantage just because the game "should be about having fun?" Screw that.
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Post by Pulse on Jul 10, 2009 9:44:19 GMT -6
Fame engulfs you and the armor, burning with the heat of a thousand damned souls. Granted. People stop giving you flak because no one enjoys playing any games with a poor sport. No one will ever play videogames with you again. Hey, at least computers don't complain when you rape them to death in the most cheap ways possible. And getting the idea from your misspelled quote, I wish for an armor that would engulf me in fame. EDIT: BANE, POST YOUR WISH. Or did you take the hypocritcal oath?
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 10, 2009 12:01:56 GMT -6
Armor that engulfs in fame? There is only one, the special rare armor O'Scotland! You must have it! Of course! Let's steal it! The armor makes you infamous for stealing it, but it's still fame of some sort.
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Post by Zephron on Jul 10, 2009 13:54:30 GMT -6
Since he didn't wish for anything, I wish I had a Yoshi, that wouldn't eat me, and wont be eaten Q_Q
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jul 10, 2009 15:01:37 GMT -6
Granted. This happens instead... I wish for a soda.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 10, 2009 23:28:32 GMT -6
Granted. You receive the soda that killed Stan Lee in the Incredible Hulk. You drink it. You die. End of story, end of you.
I wish for headphones that block out all outside noise. All of it.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 11, 2009 13:19:17 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You wear your new headphones everywhere even to the pnt tourneys. When you talk you think your talking at a normal volume, wrong! You're practically screaming at everyone and have become beyond annoying. So we all decide to draw straws to to see who's going to kill you since you refuse to take off your headphones. Unfontunetly, the person that draws the short straw is me. Yay! I sneak into your house in the middle of the night while you sleep and inject poison into your bloodstream. Thankfully, the police never find out that I killed you.
I wish I had a little Midna imp.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 13, 2009 11:57:28 GMT -6
Granted. It eatz u. I wish that lolspeak was the new world language. Why?
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 13, 2009 18:51:52 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Since lolspeak is our new language, future generations will suffer. The human race becomes even more stupid and our future ends up like the movie Idiocracy. I wish I had a little chibi Captain Hitsugaya.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 14, 2009 14:57:21 GMT -6
You get it. With your own money. Nothing happens. Literally. You go home and never leave your room again. I wish I had one of these things. please?
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 14, 2009 15:33:55 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You get an emu. The only thing is, it likes to use your bedroom as its own toilet. So now your bedroom smells like bird poop. I wish I had a weasel. It's so cute.^.^
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Post by Fuu on Jul 15, 2009 16:55:16 GMT -6
Granted. The weasel keeps biting you. I wish for tracer rounds.
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