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Post by Pulse on Jul 15, 2009 17:12:59 GMT -6
Granted (could this be much easier?). You are sleeping in bed one night when your window is torn apart in a hail of gunfire. You run out the door, panting, and reminisce as to how close that was. Then you notice the blood. "Oh, shi..." is all you get to say before you pass out, rose petals of blood staining your shirt. I WISH THAT THE DEEP SEA EXPLORATION VEHICLES THAT ARE GOING TO BE EXPLORING THE MARIANA TRENCH ENCOUNTER MEGALODON SHARKS THAT ARE STILL LIVING THERE! (Megalodon sharks are basically 70-something foot great white sharks that were last known to exist in prehistoric times, and whose dissapearance is baffling, as the are considered the apex predators of all time, their only real competition the similarly sized but less perfect killing machine, the liopleurodon).
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 15, 2009 18:34:33 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You are aboard the deep sea exploration due to a contest you won. The deep sea exploration goes deep into the ocean and they make a discovery. Why yes it is the Megalodon shark! It seems they have evolved into superior beings and have created an advanced underwater, utopian society. They spot the deep sea team and fearing that outsiders will corrupt their perfect utopia, they kill you all. I wish for a baby penguin. Don't worry, I promise to take very good care of it.^^ Cute are they not?^^
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Post by KSpam on Jul 15, 2009 20:35:11 GMT -6
Granted. Say hello to your new penguin. It's cute. It's cuddly. It's been stolen and sold on the black market. I wish that I could see the exit wound from a 50 cal. Desert Eagle. I can't seem to find any good way to measure what it would look like. I don't want to overdo it in a story I'm involved in.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 16, 2009 14:21:13 GMT -6
Granted. You don't "see" it, per se, considering the bullet exited through your eye, but you got to feel how much it hurt!
I wish I knew what was wrong with the car I drive. Horrible noise is bad.
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Post by Pulse on Jul 16, 2009 17:41:27 GMT -6
You find out...when the engine explodes while you are 200 miles out into the nevada desert. Lost and delirious from lack of water, you collapse in a heap 3 days later, never to wake again. I wish I could make people understand that Marth is manly.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 16, 2009 19:51:17 GMT -6
Granted... wait, what? Sorry. Impossible wish is impossible. I wish for powers like Alex Mercer from Prototype. Time to get my om-nom on ;D (cop? OM-NOM. Harvard professor? OM-NOM. Soldier? OM-NOM. Old married couple? OM-NOM. Small, whiny, annoying babies ? OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM).
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Post by krow on Jul 17, 2009 10:05:09 GMT -6
wish granted. you now have powers like alex mercer. dont forget that with every person you "OM-NOM" you gain there memories. that old married couple? you know everything that happens in their spare time. After a while, the overwhelming memories get so bad that you dont notice the man with the vial of weaponized cancer sneaking up behind you, which also happens to be a part of Mercer's life. unfortunately for you, you dont find the cure. say Bye-Bye to OM-NOM.
i wish for a way to play the Blitzball games from final fantasy x against other people rather than just computers. it gets too easy.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 17, 2009 10:53:19 GMT -6
You grant your own wish, by hacking the game to find the input commands and build a program to face other people in Blitzball. Since Final Fantasy X is COPYWRITTEN you get sued and lose everything. While in jail, Square Enix publishes your game. Doh.
I wish for power.
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Post by Pulse on Jul 17, 2009 21:39:17 GMT -6
YOU NOW HAVE THE POWER...to (at all times) create pheromones that make you seem like a female dog in heat to all male dogs. You run for the safety of your anus. I wish to kill Kirby. Forever. May he never exist in a game or real life again, and all current games and past games be destroyed and forgotten.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 17, 2009 23:46:03 GMT -6
Granted. YOU HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY KILLED SMASH BROS. FOREVER. Also as an added side effect, every character kirby has eaten and copied is destroyed and forgotten as well. That means Marthy-Marth as well, Pulse ;D. You have now also singlehandedly killed Fire Emblem, Mario, Metal Gear, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, EarthBound, Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, CAPTAIN FALCON AND ALL OF F-ZERO (you sick bastard ), POKEMON (NOOOOOOOES!), Pikmin and Metroid. I now declare you mass murderer extraordinaire and hated by the fandoms of almost every major Nintendo franchise. Have fun! I wish that Kirby absorbed and combined the powers of Cole McGrath and Alex Mercer ;D! IT'S MOIDERIN' TIME!
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 18, 2009 19:04:45 GMT -6
He can't. He only gets one at a time. That's how inhale works. Before you say "steal their power with Mercer's abilities, LAWL!" remember the copy ability? You lose it after one use, meaning you can't use it again. Unless you are playing the "Milky Way wishes" mode in Kirby Super Star, you can't have both. (Even then, you can only have one at a time).
I wish I knew how to crush skulls with my bare hands.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 18, 2009 21:54:38 GMT -6
But you already do! Here's an ant. Crush it's skull. Easy. I wish for an escape from reality. Anything like, "read a book" or "go to a movie" won't cut it.
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Post by Pulse on Jul 19, 2009 12:08:04 GMT -6
Granted. You start taking acid. Your life spirals downwards (And yes, that IS possible, somehow your life can be less meaningful.) You start robbing and killing people for money to buy more drugs, because after starting acid, you started cocaine and heroin. You kill a guy who was part of a local gang, and his buddies rape you and kill you and tie your body to a lamppost. I wish whoever changed it (Ogbot) would change my title back to normal, or something less gay (In the actual, homosexual, sense).
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Post by KSpam on Jul 19, 2009 15:05:26 GMT -6
Granted. It now reads, Mass Murderer in the Making. I wish for the death of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 20, 2009 12:47:56 GMT -6
Good thing you didn't choose a weapon, he would have just run away from it. There is one thing he can't run from, however.
A HEART ATTACK!
Yup, all the stress put on his heart from all the time he spent running takes it's toll and he just dies.
I wish I could be described as "clairvoyant".
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