KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jul 20, 2009 17:23:39 GMT -6
Congrats, you can read minds! Every mind! In the vicinity! Of 1000 sq. miles! Non-stop! All the time! You go insane and and start developing strange habits to try and combat the excessive amounts of noise. Like Mao, from Code Geass ;D. I wish for the ability to kill people by getting inside people's minds and using my thoughts to kill them. Like a mind sniper!
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Post by Zephron on Jul 20, 2009 17:41:40 GMT -6
You gain this incredible ability, and use it immediately on one of your enemies. As he goes insane and eventually dies, you realize you can't go back to your own body. So now you pretty much just fly around and torment everyone until finally people do a ritual to force you to rest, whether you want to or not.
I wish I was the best multi-tasker in the world, and everything I work on is quality work.
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Post by Fuu on Jul 20, 2009 18:10:17 GMT -6
Granted. You can multi-task with speed and grace. You end up getting hired by some major coporation for your talent. For a while it's great, then competition comes. Your employeer starts piling on the workload and you have to miss sleep in order to get the work done. Finally, one day you die from so much sleep deprivation.
I wish I was a master at Kendo.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jul 21, 2009 21:04:50 GMT -6
You now are a kendo master! If you are indeed referring to Bleach and not something else I am unfamiliar with, Kenpachi runs up to you and deems you a worthy opponent. Too bad for you, you now have to fight someone who can cleave skyscraper sized building chunks in half and reproduce the shockwave of a small thermonuclear explosive with a katana. Skill, I'm afraid, does not have anything on Kenpachi and his steroid overdose/testosterone poisoning. I don't really need to go into detail about what happens next, as you should already know, but let's just say it involves slasher smiles, steroid induced sword swinging that would leave Ike crapping himself in the face of sheer awesome and blood. Very much blood. I wish that life was like anime. Life wouldn't suck as much anymore.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 22, 2009 18:25:37 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You're life is now like [Insert your least favorite anime here]. Enjoy.^^
I wish I could take lessons in canne de combat. It looks like fun.
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Post by Fuu on Jul 24, 2009 11:07:29 GMT -6
Granted. Your very first lesson of canne de combat, a horrible freak occurs. Some how you swerved around as your opponent went to jab you and the opponent's canne ended up in your poop shoot. It doesn't end there, the canne pierced some blood vessels and caused internal bleeding for you. The internal bleeding wasn't treated and resulted in your death.
I wish I could never die.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jul 24, 2009 13:33:49 GMT -6
You have just given me what is quite possibly, the easiest wish to corrupt, EVER. You watched Baccano!, right? Okay, fine. You can no longer die or sustain any permanent injury. You are then captured by the US government, whose scientists perform horrible experiments on you that would make Nazi scientists cringe . Including but certainly not limited to: removing all of your internal organs in various ways numerous times, exposing your muscles and organs to various forms of harmful chemicals and poking and prodding your nervous system to see what makes you tick. All for science! Then, when they have no more to learn from you, they cut you up into little pieces, label your individual organs and bits, shelve you in Warehouse 13 and leave you there for the rest of time. And you are conscious for every second of it. Every second. For the rest of time eternal. I wish for the ability to mentally command an army of strength enhanced artificial humans.
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Post by Zephron on Jul 24, 2009 13:58:26 GMT -6
Granted. This one was pretty darn easy too, Kspam.
You now have the ability to command the army of strength enhanced artificial humans created by the government in 2259. However, you will die by then. No army you are capable of controlling will be made until you have been dead for a long time.
You should've wished for the army to be there, too
I wish I could teleport wherever I want to go. (And I can always teleport back, all in one piece)
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 24, 2009 14:18:40 GMT -6
As you wake up this morning, you discover you are hungry and imagine the kitchen in your head. You then teleport to the kitchen. Realizing you now have cool teleport powers, you teleport to your friend's house to tell him the good news. As he walks forward, suddenly you teleport in and he punches you out of surprise. Knocked out. As you dream in your semi-unconcious state, you dream of many places and things. You teleport randomly to these places until you picture the planet Venus. Needless to say, one second in it's atmosphere and you won't be going home.
I wish for a pizza.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 24, 2009 14:28:18 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You make a Faustian bargain for the best pizza ever. You get the pizza, the only bad thing is your soul is now the property of the Devil.
I wish for takoyaki.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jul 24, 2009 23:24:42 GMT -6
You get your takoyaki but then Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw comes in and does to it what he does to most videogames: He tears it apart. Leaving you with no takoyaki and wondering what the hell just happened. Answer: a crazy australian who is one of the world's few sensible people came into your home, destroyed your octopi-based cuisine and then left. I wish that I was nigh invulnerable and immortal.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 27, 2009 11:23:07 GMT -6
so, you find a genie and wish for immortality. You estatically rejoyce and proceed to punch a wall so hard your hand starts bleeding. After recoiling in pain, your second wish is that your hand was healed. Considering you don't want to be hurt ever again, you wish for invulnerability. The sneaky genie puts you into the absolutely safe capsul, which makes you absolutely safe, but you cannot excape. You spend the rest of your life inside this tiny sphere while you watch the word change around you.
I wish I was 10 IQ points smarter! (What's my IQ? I don't know. It just has to be 10 points greater.)
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 27, 2009 20:10:20 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Your fairy-god-second-cousin-twice-removed appears before you to grant your wish. Before you even ask why hasn't the fairy-godmother appeared, well she's been tied up helping Cinderella once again. You make your wish to be 10 IQ points smarter and the fairy grants your wish. You are now 10 IQ points smarter, suddenly you become 100 IQ points smarter, then 1,000 , then 10,000 , and so on. Your head soon swells up and literally explodes.
I wish I had the same ability the watchers have in the movie, Push.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jul 27, 2009 21:41:57 GMT -6
Granted. You can see the future. One day you predict your own death and in your frenzied attempt to prevent it, end up causing it. I wish for peace of mind.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 28, 2009 19:51:49 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You receive peace of mind for about .000000001 of a second. Not very much if you ask me.
I wish I could get a good night sleep. I'm having sleeping problems once again.
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