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Post by Mac on Jul 29, 2009 0:13:29 GMT -6
*PAUSE*
Remember when all the cool kids did these forum games? Yeah... just sayin'.
*UNPAUSE*
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jul 29, 2009 10:50:33 GMT -6
Those were the days. What does that say about me if I still post here? Anyway, I think they got scared away when we got some new users or something. I never see colonelSideburns or Timecard on anymore. they didn't fit within the rapidly changing group dynamic and decided that their time would be better spent doing other things than spending time with two or three people they kind of wanted to talk to and many other people they didn't care about at all. With my musings over, I'm going to answer the wish. I wish I could get a good night sleep. I'm having sleeping problems once again. Stop complaining and go to sleep. It's that simple. You are thinking about your sleeping troubles too much, and by posting here you have only increased the problem. Go home lie in your bed and stop thinking. With nothing to think about, all that you can do is go to sleep. Or you could exhaust yourself with vigorous exercise during the day so you don't have enough energy to stay awake when trying to sleep. This could have been fixed by one of the "Ask [user]" threads. I wish I would read faster.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 29, 2009 14:57:29 GMT -6
You can now read faster than any being alive! Too bad it doesn't work for long. The strain on our eyeballs causes you to go blind after only two years of extended use. Good luck crossing the street! I wish for a game in which you can destroy anything and everything, basically, "Earth: Your Plaything. Now With Realistic Physics!"
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jul 29, 2009 15:35:03 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You are signed up for the military and go through training. After completing training, you are shipped off to Middle East. On your first scouting mission, you are killed in friendlly fire.
I wish I had a new pair of shoes. My old ones basically died from all the walking I do.
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Post by KSpam on Jul 30, 2009 20:50:01 GMT -6
Granted. A mysterious gypsy passes you at the market. She notices your worn down old shoes. She asks you if you want a new pair. You answer yes. She gives you a mysterious looking pair of shoes. She departs, leaving you to chew on this riddle: "He who walks a thousand miles sees much but finds no peace, those who travel little see no wonders but learn the truths of the world. It is your turn to learn the truth." Shrugging it off, you slip on the strange shoes. Then you see that the rims have teeth. Before the words Oh Crap even leave your lips, you feel the unmistakable sensation of ripped flesh, bone being cut through. The shoes have eaten your feet and are laughing at you. As you pass out, you see the gypsy give you a wry smirk. I wish for the end of the world as we know it. CORRUPT THAT ;D!
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Post by мғв=Bane on Aug 3, 2009 8:30:54 GMT -6
Ever heard of "Crises on infinite earths?" Anyway, the world is blown up. yay. We all go to another one in a parallel dimension and live there. In short, nothing changes. I wish I was super strong.
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Post by KSpam on Aug 3, 2009 15:37:50 GMT -6
Wish granted. You can no longer touch anything because your excessive strength makes everything else seem like it's made out of cardboard, styrofoam and biscuits. Thus begins your descent into hermithood. You never meet another human being in your life, all of your possessions excluding a few carefully preserved articles of clothing now lay in mangled heaps and every cute little animal that roams your way is quickly reduced to an accidental mess. Good for you ;D! I wish for a book that I could never lose or have stolen from me that summons extremely powerful and intelligent extra-dimensional abominations to do my bidding. Not in a mindless slave way of course. If you remove any hints of a personality from an almighty monstrosity with vast wisdom the fun disappears .
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Post by Mac on Aug 6, 2009 2:13:09 GMT -6
Wish denied.
I wish that chips bags wouldn't make that squeaky sound when you open them.
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Post by KSpam on Aug 6, 2009 16:56:23 GMT -6
Granted. They now explode and break your eardrums. I wish that I would have nightmares. I NEED NEW MATERIAL!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Aug 10, 2009 19:14:25 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You have nigthmares. Okay, cool. You wet your bed very night now. Not so cool. Yeah, okay, whatever. I'm going to go watch Venture Bros now.
I wish for a mongoose.
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Post by KSpam on Aug 12, 2009 17:23:00 GMT -6
Granted. One day you lose it at the snake pit at the zoo. The snake army overwhelms i and it dies an ironic death, leaving you to pay for the snakes it did kill. I wish I could be more level headed while playing fighting games. I always panic and miss the opportunity to do some real damage.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Aug 15, 2009 17:04:27 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You put a level in your head to make yourself more level headed. The level causes massive damage in your brain, you become a human vegetable.
I wish for a puppy.
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Post by KSpam on Aug 15, 2009 17:58:23 GMT -6
Denied Pulse! The puppy lives a happy and carefree life until a contracts a fatal condition. Wanting the puppy to not have to suffer, you put it out of it's misery with a painless lethal injection. You are sad, but at least the puppy didn't suffer. I wish to have powers like Arakune's Drive. BEES!
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Post by Mac on Aug 23, 2009 20:59:56 GMT -6
Granted, but these bees and other insects aren't loyal to you, and you get killed by continuos stinging and biting.
I wish that Litchi Faye Ling was my wife.
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Post by Zephron on Aug 23, 2009 21:15:03 GMT -6
Granted. I now pronounce you man and boobie lady.
Her workplace is flooded daily (lots of mishaps) and she never gets home to you unless it's 4:00 am. She sleeps in the day and you don't want to bother her.
You have one child during one of her rare vacations, but he gets killed in a car accident that was not your fault. (I know she is a doctor but he died instantly)
Litchi and yourself are heartbroken. Litchi dies from grief. You mourn your boobie lady.
The end.
I wish MK actually was banned. Q_Q
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