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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jan 23, 2009 21:23:05 GMT -6
I kind of miss this tbh.
I wish I had a bicycle.
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Post by C307 on Jan 23, 2009 22:02:28 GMT -6
Wish granted. It turns out to be as awesome as your pony. Everyone wants it. It gets stolen the day after u get it. I wish I could go to PnT's next tourny
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jan 24, 2009 8:46:03 GMT -6
Wish granted. You are owned in the first round because everything on your controller does not work except for the B button, leaving you to only spam the Falcon Punch and hope for a miracle.
I wish for cheese.
(You know, I never really noticed that this whole section was gone.)
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Post by Mac on Jan 24, 2009 9:02:07 GMT -6
Wish granted, but the cheese you got came with wine, and you got caught by the authorities with this wine, and since you can't drink legally, you get arrested, and sent to prison. You are now a 7 foot 400 pound black man's bitch.
I wish that more hot chicks that are my age and of resonable size played this game with me.
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Post by C307 on Jan 24, 2009 16:21:13 GMT -6
Wish granted. The Chicken chicks get delivered to your home hot and smoking and they try to hit the buttons with their feathers.
I wish that i had no homework.
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Post by saruka on Jan 24, 2009 18:17:23 GMT -6
granted, instead, your teacher does all of the students homewrok fot the rest of the year (don't you love this game?)
I wish I could find the stupid colored pencils.
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Post by Mac on Jan 25, 2009 13:27:26 GMT -6
granted, instead, your teacher does all of the students homewrok fot the rest of the year What? You fail at this. Wish granted, but you die in the process. I wish that I could control fire with my hands.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jan 25, 2009 15:40:30 GMT -6
I wish that I could control fire with my hands. Granted, but your hands still feel pain, making it an extremely painful experience every time you decide you want to control fire. I wish I wasn't sick
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jan 25, 2009 18:57:03 GMT -6
Tony lay in bed, wasting away because of his horrible sickness. All seemed lost, and in his final hour, an old man came to Tony.
"I can make you well," the old man spoke, a soft smile on his face. "But you will need to do something for me."
"I don't care," Tony coughed, and with his last breath, he said: "Make me better".
The old man grinned and looked down upon this dying man, now to be his puppet to control the world. He laughed slowly as he removed the potion from his coat and poured the foul elixer down poor Tony's throat. Instantly, Tony leaped out of bed and gasped. The poison tore through his consciousness, destroying his hopes and dreams while leaving behind only the old man's will.
Forty years later Tony became President of the United States of America and used it's military might to conquer the world. From the shadows, the old man controlled everything. When Russia finally surrendered, he gackled with joy. He stepped out onto the balcony of the White House and looked over this domain, his domain.
Suddenly, a figure lept onto the balcony, and jumped at the old man. the assailant shouted:
Falcon Punch!
The old man had only time enough to cry a single tear before the punch destroyed planet Earth.
I wish other people would make their posts more interesting.
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Post by C307 on Jan 26, 2009 15:45:56 GMT -6
Wish granted. They do. They take so much time to write that another person begins writing for the same thing. Then we have 5 posts for 1 wish and then 5 more wishes to do. No one wants that.
I wish that on "Hm a team" I was negative 1 (which would be considered higher than 0).
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jan 26, 2009 16:17:52 GMT -6
The wish is granted. The score is then interpreted as being on a scale of crappyness (I put Mac at 0 as something "above" as a joke.) with -1 being the most crappy as 1 is the most powerful. Congrats, you wished yourself to be ranked as the worst Brawler on this forum.
I wish this textbook I need to read wasn't this boring and it's assignments this lame and stupid.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jan 26, 2009 16:45:15 GMT -6
Wish granted, the textbook is extremely short, yet it's missing all of the essential information that you needed, the assignment happens to require all said information due to the fact that it is now a 100 page essay. Enjoy your scholarly masochism Fomortiis. I wish I could be a captain of a sinking ship. (+1 karma to whoever knows what my wish is referencing
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Post by Mac on Jan 26, 2009 23:30:29 GMT -6
Wish granted, and you die with your ship.
I wish that Fomortis wasn't joking making me "0."
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Post by C307 on Jan 27, 2009 14:46:45 GMT -6
Wish granted. When he made u zero he meant your ZERO that your nothing compared to all of the other players on the forum. That u can't even divide yourself by the other rating #'s. Just as a statement on how badly u suck. (Don't take this message seriously).
I wish that Fomo was joking when he made Mac zero.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jan 28, 2009 15:32:42 GMT -6
I was joking. I was trying to come up with something mroe awesome and better than one, failed because I was distracted by people posting saying they wanted to be on the list, and told myself: "I'll just go with the gimmick, who's going to know?"
That is esssentially it. I was joking and putting zero because I couldn't concieve something better. Something that Mac deserves. I still haven't come up with it.
I wish for pie. Lots of pie. The edible kind.
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