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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Jan 28, 2009 17:52:53 GMT -6
Wish granted.^^ You get your pie(meat pie), unfortunetly unknown to you, that isn't beef or pork or chicken in there. Oh no, it's human flesh. The cook of the pie(s) was Ms. Lovet(sp?) herself. So now, you have done the act of cannibalism. Though cannibalism is looked down in most societies.^^
I wish for high grade explosives.
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Post by Mac on Jan 28, 2009 21:43:00 GMT -6
Wish ganted. You play with them and blow your face off.
I wish that I was a rockstar.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jan 29, 2009 6:07:31 GMT -6
I wish that I was a rockstar. Granted. You're first and only gig happens to be an old folks home. Your bandmates are all in a polka band together, and they happen to bring their polka stuff on accident. You quit when confronted with the idea of play polka. I wish people only spoke in song lyrics.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jan 30, 2009 17:11:31 GMT -6
You walk around hearing only "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys for nine days before you decide enough is enough. You cut your ears off to stop the torture. You become like that strange painter that cut his ear off, but only without the other ear.
I wish I knew how to make .gifs.
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Post by Mac on Feb 2, 2009 15:07:03 GMT -6
Wish granted, but since I don't know what else to put, a giant meteor the size of Missouri lands on your house.
I wish that my drwings could come to life.
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Post by Fuu on Feb 2, 2009 17:42:54 GMT -6
Granted. You draw freakish which come into exisitence as the freaks of nature they are. They all curse you for their hellish existence. One night they come while you sleep and cut you all up. You become a freak just like them, 5 days later a mob kills you thinking you're a monster.
I wish I was "Surpeme Tyrant of the Universe" and ruled with an iron fist that crushes all who dare oppose me.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 2, 2009 20:28:20 GMT -6
Wish granted!X3 Though a coup etat is plotted against you. The rebel forces capture you and sentence you to death by the gulliotine. They chop off your head and parade it on a pike through the streets in joy you the evil tyrant is dead! Sounds sort of like the French Revolution, eh?XD
I wish that I've mastered Origami No Jutsu.
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Post by C307 on Feb 4, 2009 14:08:50 GMT -6
Wish granted. You master it, but everytime you use it you get a thousand paper-cuts.
I wish it would stay below zero fahrenheit.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 5, 2009 15:00:30 GMT -6
Wish Granted.^^ Drastic climate changes causes the earth to heat to temperatures that can not sustain life. We all die.^^
I wish that all the overly optimistic people of the world drop dead.
(Sorry, I'm not in the most happiest of moods right now.^^)
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Post by KSpam on Feb 7, 2009 7:59:22 GMT -6
Wish granted. All thats left is the pessimists. You all act SO emo all the time that you all feel life isn't worth living anymore and you all commit mass suicide. I wish for Bleach Versus Crusade (why can't I make money faster? WHY?!?!!).
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Post by saruka on Feb 7, 2009 10:57:20 GMT -6
You get all your money and but it with a no refunds deal. THEN it turns out to be theworst game ever, you can only be ratchet & clank. And it's all in Mayan. XD
I wish I had cheesecake, that wouldn't kill me when I ate it.
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Post by Smartidiot on Feb 7, 2009 10:59:47 GMT -6
Wish granted, but now for every atom in that cheese cake, one person you love dies... Only girls btw. I wish I could fly.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 7, 2009 11:22:52 GMT -6
wish granted. The first time you you jump into the blue yonder to test your new power, you fly into a commercial air zone and get sucked into the engine of a jumbo jet, dooming yourself, all those on board and the poor saps at the site of the crash. I wish I had the power to teleport.
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Post by Mac on Feb 7, 2009 11:51:04 GMT -6
Wish granted, You teleport into an immovable object and combust.
I wish that my Spring break was earlier and was 2 weeks long.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 7, 2009 12:05:28 GMT -6
Wish granted. your spring break comes and you go shopping at the mall. While there, you fall down the escalator, onto a wheelchair and the momentum rolls you into the food court, face first into the deep fat frier at mcdonalds. You must then spend 3 months in the hospital recuperating from third degree burns to the face and a couple of minor broken bones. I wish that I lived in Japan.
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