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Post by C307 on Feb 7, 2009 13:10:08 GMT -6
Wish granted. Sakurai trips you, flings you off catupults, Gives you 5 seconds to swim before you drown, has a giant insect eat you, Chain grabs you off the map, Mach Tornadoes you to death, AND then pushes you off a cliff and screams "YOU MUST RECOVER."
I wish I could someday somehow, trip Sakurai and yell "how do you like it,"
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Post by KSpam on Feb 7, 2009 17:18:55 GMT -6
Wish granted. You trip sakurai and he sues you for all you own. I wish for a rocket powered segway.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Feb 8, 2009 9:08:18 GMT -6
And Dean Camen (Bet I spelled his name wrong...) obliges and makes you the first ever rocket powered segway. You proudly step onto the device and audaciously press the rocket button. Considering that was the first thing you did, completely skipping to strap yourself in, you fall off and break your neck. Your family now has to pay for your recovery, and the 4 trillion dollar segway, which is now broken because it crashed into a wall and exploded.
I wish I would sleep better.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 8, 2009 10:03:38 GMT -6
Wish granted. You fall asleep into the deepest sleep of your life. Unfortunately, while you are dreaming, you are visited by Freddy Krueger and he kills you before you can wake up. I wish that Microsoft would shut down.
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Post by Mac on Feb 8, 2009 16:41:15 GMT -6
I can't grant you that wish, but Nintendo shuts down instead because they have only one good game still worth playing (brawl). Sony soon follows, and Microsoft sues Apple, and gains a legal monopoly. Don't hate because Bill Gates is a self-made man and that Xbox 360 is awesome.
I wish that Tekken 6 and Street Fighter 4 were out now, and that Dead or Alive 5 was finally annouced, and that the Soul Calibur franchise wasn't rumored to be over, and that Mortal Kombat would try not to horizontally integrate itself and just keep the original kharacters and all the blood and gore, and fatalities.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 8, 2009 19:03:15 GMT -6
wish granted. All of them. Your games are released and fixed etc. and you get them all BUT when you go to pop one in to your game system, you discover that a computer virus has been transmitted to all your next gen systems through their email functions and they all crash, making your new games utterly worthless. I wish for a sequel to Cloverfield.
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Post by Mac on Feb 9, 2009 1:28:45 GMT -6
Wish granted, but the movie is only shown in 3 cities before it is taken out of theaters. Production refuses to make the DVD, and you never see the movie.
My next-gen systems are not hooked up to the internet, so I get no virus.
I wish that summer was now.
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Post by Pulse on Feb 9, 2009 15:46:25 GMT -6
Wish granted. Global warming causes summer to come months early. Unfortunately, this causes unbalance in the world, and the ice caps completely melt. Many countries are destroyed, and fresh water sources are compromised while the surge destroys de-salinization plants. The world has an atomic war for control of the remaining fresh water, and everyone dies, except for a few, who are ravaged by mutated animals.
I wish that I could be good with someone other than marth and have fun.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 9, 2009 16:25:52 GMT -6
wish granted. you become good with a new character and have fun. Unfortunately, your new main is Cptn. Falcon and you are constantly assaulted with an endless barrage of falcon punch jokes and internet memes. You eventually get so flippin tired of it that you decide to stop playing brawl or smash bros in general forever, killing any chance you had at success in this game. I wish that people wouldn't bash kirby so much (seriously, people, every week its DEATH 2 KIRBY! DEATH 2 KSPAM!).
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Feb 9, 2009 16:30:49 GMT -6
wish granted. you become good with a new character and have fun. Unfortunately, your new main is Cptn. Falcon and you are constantly assaulted with an endless barrage of falcon punch jokes and internet memes. You eventually get so flippin tired of it that you decide to stop playing brawl or smash bros in general forever, killing any chance you had at success in this game. I wish that people wouldn't bash kirby so much (seriously, people, every week its DEATH 2 KIRBY! DEATH 2 KSPAM!). Granted, but now anything that was directed towards Kirby is directed towards you. I wish that I understood how Lucario works :/
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Post by Pulse on Feb 9, 2009 16:35:27 GMT -6
You come to understand how lucario works, but you really wish you hadn't. No one should have to see a talking pokemon dissected while still alive. You commit suicide because of the trauma of the subject screaming "i am not a toy" while viewing his beating heart.
I wish that pit would stop being so damn cheap.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Feb 9, 2009 16:39:13 GMT -6
You come to understand how lucario works, but you really wish you hadn't. No one should have to see a talking pokemon dissected while still alive. You commit suicide because of the trauma of the subject screaming "i am not a toy" while viewing his beating heart. I wish that pit would stop being so damn cheap. Wish granted, you play me, a person that isn't cheap with Pit. I wish that rules would be read about the limits of posting in Forum Games. You won't get warned though because the limitations weren't an official part of the rules list until now. (Why do I break them, because I'm the Juggernaut bitch!) MRNGC'edit Played a good Metaknight lately, Dylan?
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Post by Fuu on Feb 9, 2009 18:10:28 GMT -6
Granted. People are now afraid of breaking the rules. The fourm dies.
I wish I didn't have to constantly be cleaning out the barn.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 11, 2009 6:36:18 GMT -6
Wish granted. You no longer have to clean teh barn. Instead, now you have to kill the animals and take them to the butcher. The horses included if you have any. GLUE!!!!!! I wish that I could travel back in time and prevent Sakurai from including tripping in brawl.
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Post by мғв.halloway on Feb 11, 2009 10:12:55 GMT -6
Granted. Tripping is removed but Final Smashes and items are a permaneant factor of all matches. You lose every tournament from a combination of a pitfall, poke ball opening to latios, and a goldan hammer being shoved up your ass. I wish my hair was less stupid.
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