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Post by Mac on Feb 11, 2009 11:40:12 GMT -6
Wish granted. Now, you have no hair... anywhere.
I wish that my roommate didn't smell terrible.
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Post by C307 on Feb 11, 2009 15:37:01 GMT -6
Wish granted. He doesn't smell terrible. He smells horrifingly malicious. I wish that i wouldn't miss snowcapades
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Post by Mac on Feb 11, 2009 15:39:21 GMT -6
Psshhh... You go to snow capades, it sucks, because it's a highschool dance.
I wish I wouldn't miss the 2 day Valentines party in my dorm.
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Post by Pulse on Feb 11, 2009 18:55:57 GMT -6
Wish granted. You don't miss it. You overshoot it in a time machine. You show up the on Friday 15th, right in front of yourself, causing terrible conundrums and ending the world. Thanks.
I wish that i no longer had scoliosis. Bent spine FTL.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 12, 2009 16:09:17 GMT -6
Wish granted. You get surgery to fix it and it costs a fortune, forcing your family to sell your wii for money. Sorry. I wish I had psychic powers ;D.
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Post by Pulse on Feb 12, 2009 18:58:18 GMT -6
My dad lost his job. Money problems are rather a concern at the moment. Anyways, wish granted. Your newfound psychic powers make you a target of goverment military projects. You are bent to their will, destroying men, women, and children alike, devouring their minds and tearing their bodies apart molecule by molecule. Your actions allow for the creation of a dictatorship that rules the earth until we all are destroyed when the sun goes supernova.
I wish for a pony.
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Post by badassmailman on Feb 12, 2009 19:54:21 GMT -6
Wish granted, one day you kick it in the side a little too hard and it retorts by kicking you in the balls with its hind legs.
I wish I could marry a super hot model with a great personality, live on a fantastic oceanside resort away from crime, and raise two wonderful children who later become successful businessmen
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Post by Pulse on Feb 12, 2009 20:00:34 GMT -6
Wish granted. However, your children become successful illegite businessmen. The policeforce where you live has grown lax in the recent years because of low crime rates, and so your children get away with slowly poisoning you and your wife with a neurotoxin, and taking your inheritance when you die. They then start up numerous strip clubs and other business ventures and buy off the cops so they aren't prosecuted for selling drugs.
I wish I could talk to girls/women better.
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Post by Mac on Feb 12, 2009 23:58:53 GMT -6
Wish granted. LOL, but you can only speak to them in Latin, which none of them understand, so you still can't get a date to the dance.
I wish that I could talk to girls/women better too!
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Post by KSpam on Feb 13, 2009 8:31:36 GMT -6
Wish granted. However, whenever you talk to a girl, they can read your thoughts, causing you incredible embarrassment, continual beatings from the women at your school and finally, you dying at the age of 81, still a virgin. I wish I could live in an anime, preferably Bleach .
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Post by Mac on Feb 16, 2009 15:19:10 GMT -6
What thoughts? I don't undress girls when I talk to them.
But... wish granted. You live in Bleach, but are only an extra character with limited life. You die in an explosion your first day there and nobody cares or notices that you're dead.
I wish I was 21.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Feb 16, 2009 19:50:44 GMT -6
"Happy Birthday!"
Mac awakes to find his room filled with people. Many people. Who were watching him sleep. After quickly deciding that didn't matter, he looked at the cake and saw the number "21" on it. Guess that means he's 21.
Right, first things first. Kick out all these random bums. Done.
Second, since Mac is now 21 he will drink a beer. Done *Hic*
After taking a second to wobble because he is drunk, he looks at the can and realizes it is ten years older than his mother. In his drunken state he can't realize that the beer might not be as awesome as it originally looked. *Hic*
Thirdly, now that you're drunk you're going to go celebrate at a local club. Good thing you woke up at 9PM. Mac walks into the "Large Barge" and looks about. Few people are here considering it's only 9:15PM, but hey, things will get better.
After walking up to the bar Mac accidently bump a man. The man turns, his face radiating the rage. With one deft stroke, he stabs Mac through the heart with a bowie knife. Too bad you are drunk, otherwise you would have lived. Whatever. After bleeding to death the bartender throws your body into a tub and disolves it with Phosphoric Acid. The blood is cleaned up by the underpaid janitor.
Yup, I wish I didn't have to do this annoying English assignment.
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Post by C307 on Feb 16, 2009 20:27:23 GMT -6
Wish granted u don't have to an annoying English assignment. Instead u get an annoying History project Mr.Mez said would eventually eat your heart. It takes weeks of work, not enough sleep, and temporarily not having a life to get done. U fail the project. U fail the grade. U retake your junior year.
I wish I could understand spanish better.
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Post by KSpam on Feb 17, 2009 6:13:18 GMT -6
Wish granted. You know how to speak Spanish better. Unfortunately, now you can only speak spanish. One day, you are caught helping illegal immigrants across the border and since you can only speak spanish, they identify you as an immigrant and send back over the border and into a Mexican ghetto. Mala Suerte. I wish that I finally had the initiative to get those Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm tournaments started ;D.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 18, 2009 19:25:45 GMT -6
Wish Granted.X3 Flesh eatting weasels start to attack you and won't stop til you create the NUNS tournament. By the time you finally create the tournament, you're missing 3 limbs ,and your face is completely ripped off and eatten away at.^^
I wish for Suzu from Peacemaker Kurogane.
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