KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Feb 19, 2009 7:30:41 GMT -6
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you get in the way of his quest for revenge and he cuts you down out of sheer rage and frustration. I wish that Viz media would finally get to the Hueco Mundo Arc in Bleach here in America! Manga or anime, I don't care which! Freakin' Bount Filler Arc! GAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!
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duo
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Post by duo on Feb 19, 2009 17:00:36 GMT -6
wish, granted but its subbed in Greek and dubbed in Morse code. your brain overloads from all the translating you have to do that it causes you to spontaneously combust. i wish they would bring back futurama TV show
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 19, 2009 18:58:00 GMT -6
Wish granted. They bring it back onto the Spanish channel.
I wish I could go to Romania.
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Post by thenumbone on Feb 19, 2009 19:16:28 GMT -6
wish granted but you have to swim there, i wish for a plot of land... with a cow on it
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Post by C307 on Feb 19, 2009 19:43:14 GMT -6
Wish granted. You get a plot of land. You get a cow. Have fun with that.
I wish i had more money.
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Post by duo on Feb 19, 2009 22:28:25 GMT -6
you get money it gets taken all a way in taxes. i wish all of the people in high school musical movies died ironic deaths
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Post by мғв=Bane on Feb 21, 2009 9:38:32 GMT -6
All of the "High School Musical" crew were riding a roller coaster singing "We're all in this together," when suddenly it broke off the trackes and crashed into the ground at 42 meters per second. They were all buried together.
I wish that not every single enemy boss in Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon hasn't a paladin/manakete/general. Sure, they have zero resistance to magic, but it's still annoying.
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Post by Mac on Feb 21, 2009 13:59:25 GMT -6
All the bosses are no longer Paladins and such. The become a new class of Sage that has 100% resistance to everything. You break the game in your frustration, and decide to go by a new one. You realize that you have no money. You see a lone woman walking down the street, you decide to mug her. It's too easy, so you soon elevate the act of violence to rape. A passer-by sees you ravanging the woman, and calls the police. You get arrested, convicted, and tried for rape. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison. You don't want to be raped yourself, so you kill an inmate to be sent to isolation. While in isolation, you go crazy. You bite your fingers off, and soon your toes. After three months, you get tried again for the murder of your inmate. You are sentenced to death. While on death row, you decide to find God. Your Mexcan neighboor helps you find your way, but betrays you and sends you to his homies cell. There, he rapes you in the ass. You begin to bleed, and cry knowing that you are going to die as some huge Mexican's bitch. One year on death row passes, you have lost a lot of weight, are really pale, and are used to the constant anal sex now. It's normal... but now... it's your turn to be injected. The injection goes wrong and you don't die, but you are paralyzed from the neck down. The put you back in your cell to rot. You die in your cell alone in three weeks from the STD's you got while riding bitch on a Mexican cock.
I wish that didn't sweat so easily.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Feb 22, 2009 19:59:26 GMT -6
Wish granted. You no longer sweat. At all. You now are unable to cool off by sweating in hot temperatures. Not knowing this, you go Phoenix, Arizona for vacation. Your car breaks down in the desert and since you cannot cool down, you bake and pass out. Luckily, before you die, someone finds you and takes you with them. Whoops, did I say luckily? You later find you have been kidnapped by an interdimensional being known as Y, gladrf stgja af tqisp, one of many eldritch abominations. He so happens to have an innate interest in humanity so he decides to subject you to brutal mental torture. He studies your mental and physical reactions with each new stimuli, dissecting your soul and your sanity bit by bit, until only a shell is left. He then has no use for you and decides to feed your empty vessel to his countless offspring. I wish for gloves made of nanomachines that could spawn any number of weapons with a thought. And also that I was unable to think of something like that corruption I just posted (seriously, where does this stuff come from? My guess, blame tvtropes.org).
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Post by Mac on Feb 22, 2009 20:01:42 GMT -6
You get your gloves, but Superman sees you as a threat, and kills you.
I wish that I could skateboard.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 22, 2009 21:08:20 GMT -6
Wish Granted.^^ You can now skateboard. You and some of your new found skater buddies go skateboarding around town. One of your buddies, brought along a bottle of cherry vodka. You all pass it around taking sips of the beverage. You all soon become very intoxicated from the delicious cherry flavored goodness of vodka. Soon you decide to dare each other, not a good idea due to the fact that everyone's judgement has become very clouded. A friend spots a very cute blonde girl walking along wearing a tube top, talking on her cell phone and carrying a few bags from her shopping spree earlier that day. Your bud dares you to ride along and pull her tube top down. Now under normal circumstances you'd say no but, your judgement is so clouded that you can't even tell where the hell you've been or where you are. You ride along and pull her top down, causing her boobs to be exposed to the world for everyone to see. You turn around and laugh in joy for accomplishing your "challenge". What you do not notice is, she had a camera phone and took a photo of you as rode away on your skateboard. Later that night your friends and you stop at a local bar and grill to have something to eat. As you indulge on your burger and fries, a large hairy biker guy with the ironic name of Cuddles confronts you. He starts yelling at you for pulling down his girlfriend's top and humilating her in public. The alcohol has worn off by now for you to realize, you're in some serious shit right now. You turn to your buddies to ask for help, but they've all run away in sheer terror of Cuddles. Before you know what's what, cuddles has grabbed you by the head and dragged you outside to the alley. Cuddles then gives you the most biggest ass whooping of life, he's even shoved your skateboard in a spot where the sun shall never shine. You pass out from the horrible agonizing pain.You wake up in a hospital, in a full body cast. Though your troubles' aren't over yet, you have been placed under arrest for sexual assault. The jury finds you gulity and you are sentenced to prison for 20 years(Tough jury.X3). Your cellmate turns out to be your "new friend"...CUDDLES! He was put in prison for assault and armed robbery(he robbed a gas station the day after beating the shit out of you). Turns out Cuddles has a bunch of friends and comrades in prison. They gang up on you everyday and rape you everyday. You're now the prison's main bitch. Out of anguish you try to hang yourself in your's and Cuddles's cell. Too bad the rope you have is too long. This causes you to snap and one day take a guard's gun and start a bloody rampage. You murder several people(you found more and better guns). You are put on trial again, this time they sentence you to death by the electric chair. Out of some extremely freak coincidence they have to send the powerful voltage through you several times. You finally die and end up in hell. You become hell's main bitch, thus meaning, you will be raped for all of eternity. The end!^^
I wish I could use a light saber.
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Post by Mac on Feb 23, 2009 0:54:53 GMT -6
You do learn to use a light saber, but you never get to use one.
I wish that everyone was like me, and not like you.
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Fuu
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Post by Fuu on Feb 23, 2009 18:05:42 GMT -6
Granted. Everyone becomes just like you, no one is an individual anymore. At first you enjoy but, soon you realize you are no longer different or special. You are nothing more than another smiling face in the crowd. You become very depressed and lose all purpose in wanting to live. One night you go into the bathroom, fill up the bathtub, get in and slit your wrists.
I wish I could shake off this gloomy feeling of despair.
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Post by Mac on Feb 23, 2009 18:26:17 GMT -6
Do we always have to kill each other?
Wish granted, you lose this feeling of despair after see a shrink, and being told to kill yourself, because you're worthless. You see no other solution so you take his advice.
I wish that we always didn't have to kill eachother in these granted wishes.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Feb 23, 2009 19:44:52 GMT -6
Wish granted. Most posters in this area can't think of a good way to corrupt wishes anymore and stop posting because their heads hurt too much from trying to think of something else instead of death. Death is so final that it nicely ends their posts.
I wish I could make the point I currently want to make without looking like a hypocrit. (I dislike hypocrits, and would greatly enjoy not being one.)
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