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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 23, 2009 19:54:14 GMT -6
Isn't hypocrit spelled with an "e"? Okay moving on....Wish Granted. You get your point across, though some people get the wrong impression and feel like you just insulted them. I wish when in situations of pressure and stress, I don't end up making a total ass of myself. Case in point, Drawing and Design class today....oh God.O.O;; .
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Post by KSpam on Feb 26, 2009 7:57:49 GMT -6
I can't exactly make a specific corruption off this, so wish granted. You don't react like that under pressure anymore. You are nice forever. Your eternal good spirit accidentally ticks off a steroid pumped biker and he straps each of your limbs to a separate motorcycle and starts them all off, tearing off your limbs and leaving you to bleed to death, sort of like in the dark ages. I wish that all the people I'm surrounded by at school weren't total retards .
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Post by мғв=Bane on Feb 26, 2009 16:26:59 GMT -6
Wish granted. You are surrounded by evil, arrogant, cynical geniuses who constantly mock you for your "stupidity" whenever you do anything.
I wish somebody would play me in a wireless match in Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and make it not an embaressing fail.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 26, 2009 18:26:09 GMT -6
Wish granted. You find someone to play. The person beats the pants off of you, big time. You become angry and throw the game against the wall which comes flying back at you, and knocks some of your teeth out of your mouth. You now have to go through several hours of painful dental work. Also due a shipping error in dental supplies, the nobocane has ended up somewhere in the middle of Nevada near an abandoned nuclear test sight. Plus to make matters worse, the laughing gas is all gone(Some drugy the night before broke in and stole all of it). It takes about several people to hold you down while the dentist works on your mouth. You are kicking and screaming the whole way through the procedure. Terriblly sorry.^^;;
I wish for my "mission" to go well tommorow.^^;;
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Post by KSpam on Feb 28, 2009 9:05:45 GMT -6
You need to start being more specific. Makes this very difficult when you aren't. Anyways, wish granted. Your mission succeeds but on the way home you are attacked by Alvin and the chipmunks and forced to listen to their music while they chew up your spine and internal organs. Tasty vertebrae! I wish I could learn to be good with mk without forgetting how to play kirby. Seems to be a problem I'm having .
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Feb 28, 2009 22:23:30 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You learn how to use both. Though it's too much for your brain to handle. You have a complete and total mental breakdown. This causes you to become thrown away in an asylum for the rest of your life.
I wish I could get my friend Kenshin to join the fourms.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 2, 2009 18:51:54 GMT -6
Ugghhhh, these breaks in the action are annoying! Fine, i'll rekindle the fire. Just note, we need more interesting wishes! Wish granted. He joins but he immediately breaks the rules and gets expelled, causing you eternal disgrace. I wish for an uber superweapon I could use to destroy Pluto, thus ending the debate on whether its a planet or not. Also, I wish for a decent sig. Preferably Bleach related. Involving an animation sequence of an awesome fight (i.e Grimmjow vs. Ichigo, Nel vs.Nnoitra, Kenpachi vs. Nnoitra etc.). PLEASE!
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 2, 2009 20:29:19 GMT -6
A genie pops out of a lamp. He's a weak genie, so you only get one wish. You asked for two. The genie gets mad, summons the rest of his magic, teleports you to Pluto and then destroys it. He didn't need to, considering your head would soon explode, but he felt like it because you pissed him off that much. He also pulls out his lap-top, hacks your account, and makes your sig awesome. Too bad you can't enjoy it.
I wish Chacho would not act the way he usually does when something important is happening.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 3, 2009 7:49:24 GMT -6
Wish granted. He now acts like that ALL THE TIME, annoying the heck out of you until you finally decide to take a shotgun and end the pain. You go into a hellish limbo, since you neither deserve heaven or hell. You float in the abyss, thinking to yourself, "Well, at least I'm away from him!" Then, Chacho joins you in limbo after being killed by an enraged biker. He then proceeds to annoy you for all eternity ;D. I wish for a magical talking sword. Preferably one that can kill genies (Revenge will be mine!!!).
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 3, 2009 15:14:59 GMT -6
Wish granted. You get your magic sword that can kill genies...FROM LEBANON! Why is this important? The genie that sent you to Pluto was from Saudi Arabia. You're not aware of this and go on your way to get revenge. You attack the genie, thinking the sword will kill him instantly. It doesn't work, you just pissed him off even more. So this time, he sends you to Venus. I don't know if your head explodes first or you burst into flames, all I know is you just die(again).
I wish for the book, Lolita.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 4, 2009 7:50:03 GMT -6
Congratulations, wish granted. You get your book but in your excitement, you read a passage scribbled in ink on the inside cover aloud and it summons up my genie (you know the one ). He then decides to destroy the book that imprisoned him and he then zaps you to Zeta Reticuli just for teh lulz ;D. You then die of asphyxiation and reptilian humanoids eat your remains. I wish for a BFS.
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Post by Fuu on Mar 4, 2009 17:39:22 GMT -6
Wish granted. Too bad I have no clue what the hell a BFS is. I'm way too tired to find out what the hell it is. I will come to the conclusion BFS stands for Bull's ******* ****. Have fun with your manure kid. I wish you people would stop with the genie appearing in the wish corruptions. It was funny when Fomortiis did it, it was cute when Kugutsuhime did it, and it became flat out annoying when Kspam did it.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 4, 2009 19:37:06 GMT -6
Wish granted. He now acts like that ALL THE TIME, annoying the heck out of you until you finally decide to take a shotgun and end the pain. You don't get it. That is how he already acts, you just told me "I can't grant that wish". If you can't grant it, then why did you even post here? Wish granted. I will no longer use genies or Djinni or Djinn in my wish corruptions from now on. I wish Ogbot was ruler of the world and named all the countries after different types of pie. (Australia is lemon-marange, by the way).
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Post by KSpam on Mar 5, 2009 18:19:13 GMT -6
Congrats, Ogbot is now the ruler of the world and all countries are pie themed (guess what france is!). One day, Ogbot is sitting on his balcony when a mysterious winged assailant flies down and stabs Ogbot. Turns out it was Pit, who then yells, "You're not ready yet!" He then takes on the position of world ruler, later being usurped by Sosuke Aizen. All hail to Aizen-sama ;D! I wish for the Hogyoku so I can command an army of half hollow, half shinigami abominations! Mu-hahahahaha
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Mar 5, 2009 20:23:29 GMT -6
I wish Ogbot was ruler of the world and named all the countries after different types of pie. (Australia is lemon-marange, by the way). I love you. Seriously ;D Kspam, granted, but you don't know how to use said powers. I wish Fomortiis would change his name to HBM for a day (That was a mean chapter in our past, but I think it's kind of silly now )
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