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Post by C307 on Mar 5, 2009 20:30:32 GMT -6
HBM? Wish granted. He changes his name to HBM. But then loses all memories of the phrase/word/whatever it is, and now HBM has no meaning behind it.
I wish Pluto was habitable and i could rule over it and its people.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 5, 2009 20:44:01 GMT -6
HBM? What does that stand for?^^;; *Curious*
Wish Granted. Though they overthrow you and sentence you to death. They chop off your head and parade it through the streets of the cities.
I wish that for a day haruhikagami would not be tsudere.X3
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Post by KSpam on Mar 6, 2009 10:13:35 GMT -6
Um well, wish granted. Since I don't know what the hell that means, you and haruhikagami just get attacked by facehuggers from Alien. I wish that FMA2 would come sooner! SPRING 2009 IS NOT SOON ENOUGH !
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 6, 2009 15:04:20 GMT -6
Indeed it isn't. The release date turns into today. They aren't finished with debugging, however, and whenever you start the game it freezes.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 9, 2009 9:57:25 GMT -6
Okay, due to the lack of a wish, I'll just say you get hit with a rat flail, catch the plague and die. I wish for something entertaining to do on sundays.
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Post by Fuu on Mar 12, 2009 16:49:38 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Sundays are now "Whack-A-Kspam" Day. Everyone receives a metal baseball bat and whacks you with it til their hearts content.
I wish I could drink legally.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 12, 2009 18:55:10 GMT -6
Wish granted. You can now drink legally. You start by downing 4 Miller Lites. Thinking that this was *hic* a greeaaat idea, you decide to indulge further by driving to the theater to see Watchmen. In your drunken stupor, you drive into the separated traffic on your opposite side and crash headfirst into a Hummer H2, severely injuring you and putting you into a coma for 5 years, at which point your family can't pay the bills anymore and you are unplugged and left for dead. I wish for the ultimate fighting game.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Mar 12, 2009 20:23:45 GMT -6
Wish granted. You can now drink legally. You start by downing 4 Miller Lites. Thinking that this was *hic* a greeaaat idea, you decide to indulge further by driving to the theater to see Watchmen. In your drunken stupor, you drive into the separated traffic on your opposite side and crash headfirst into a Hummer H2, severely injuring you and putting you into a coma for 5 years, at which point your family can't pay the bills anymore and you are unplugged and left for dead. I wish for the ultimate fighting game. Granted. One character is completely overpowered, obliterating the rest of the cast. Oh wait... I wish I could spend some more time with my girlfriend
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Post by C307 on Mar 13, 2009 15:10:05 GMT -6
Wish granted. You are able to spend more time with her. Eventually u get obsessed with her. She starts thinking your too clingy after a year or two. When u propose to her she dumps u. (sry ogbot).
I wish there was the perfect mmorpg.
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Post by Mac on Mar 13, 2009 15:19:59 GMT -6
Wish granted. There is the perfect MMORPG, but you just don't have it and never will.
I wish God of War 3 went multi-platform.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 13, 2009 15:55:42 GMT -6
God of War is now released on the Playstation 3, the Playstation 2, the Playstation, and the Playstation Portable. How's that for multiplatformimg?
I wish I could see, remember, and retain knowledge about anything I read/see.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 14, 2009 8:21:19 GMT -6
Wish granted. You can now remember everything you read/see. But for every new piece of information, you lose an old memory. Soon, your early memories start to fade, followed by your grade school memories and so on until you become a hollow shell who can recite the names of all the world leaders for the last 50 years but can't remember his own name. I wish for a giant uber mech (Weapons Of Mass Destruction FTW).
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Post by Fuu on Mar 16, 2009 16:28:27 GMT -6
Kspam, you're giving my family way too much credit. They'd pull the plug on me after the first week. It'd be one less mouth to feed(Aw, the joy of coming from a family of nine children). Wish Granted. You receive your mech, too bad the owner's manual only comes in Japanese. It takes you about 20 years to figure out how to work it, by then the mech is outdated and rusted. That still doesn't stop you from trying to work it. You jump in the cockpit, put the key in, turn it on, and the mech falls apart completely. I wish my boss Terry would explode into a million pieces(I HATE YOU TERRY!!!!!! ) and Johnny would take over as the boss. ;D
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Post by KSpam on Mar 16, 2009 19:13:55 GMT -6
Wow, this was easy! Wish granted. He explodes right next to you while conducting an evaluation and his anvil, stirrup and hammer bones are so small that they don't break up, merely, they are shot out at incredible speeds from his exploding ear. They then pierce your brain, heart and liver FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! John takes over as boss and decides to hold a funeral for you. During the funeral, however, John is attacked by none other than YOU! That's right, you became chained to the workplace in death and became a Hollow. You then devour his soul right before Ichigo shows up and exorcises your Hollow arse. You are then sent to Soul Society and wind up in the crappiest section of Rukongai until you are killed by a random hobo who turns out to be Terry after he died and went to SS. You are then reincarnated back on Earth. But guess what? You're born again in Sierra Leone, suckiest country in the world! You are killed AGAIN in a fight over who gets the last dirt clod for dinner and this time you turn into a Hollow again. You evade capture and travel to Hueco Mundo, eventually becoming an Arrancar. You are Fraccion to Szayel Apporo Grantz who experiments on you constantly. One day he is injured and he eats you to regenerate himself. You die AGAIN. You are reincarnated in Saudi Arabia this time but you are blown to pieces by a land mine. You die for the FIFTH time and are sent back to SS this time. The higher ups notice how much you are dying and make you a Shinigami to try and avoid you dying again. Too bad it doesn't work. You get killed by none other than Ulquiorra, which, luckily for you, was actually pretty cool. You are reincarnated again into what is now a twisted future in which France is the dominant world superpower and Americans are imported for slavery. Guess where you were born into? You are sold into slavery and are worked to death. SS finally decides to screw it and just lock you up to prevent you from dying again. You rot in prison for all eternity, living on three square meals a day that consist of the leftovers from Mayuri's experiments mixed with artificial chicken flavoring. I wish that they didn't pile up all the homework and projects on you before spring break.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 17, 2009 15:45:24 GMT -6
Because of your complaining, all your homework and learning is pushed back into the last week of school. It's a party until the day before this "death week", and everyone realizes the homework comes. Guess who's going to miss a lot of sleep?
I wish I had the tenacity to play through Fire Emblem: Sword of Seals. (I'll get to it eventually!)
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