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Post by Mac on Mar 18, 2009 11:26:52 GMT -6
You play it, but your save corrupts just as you lose an arena battle with your Lord. The game gets stuck in a continuous loop of your lord getting killed, making it impossible to restart.
I wish that arean abuse didn't take hours and cause me to stay up 'till the sun wakes up, and then my unit dies!!! Fuck you Darros and Linde!
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Post by KSpam on Mar 18, 2009 13:59:45 GMT -6
Wish granted. It's now quick and easy, taking all fun out of the game. You throw away your game and your unit in disgust. I wish that I could impersonate anybody I wanted to.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 18, 2009 15:11:55 GMT -6
Fuck you Darros and Linde! You used Darros? What's he got for speed? Seriously, last I checked it's whatever the class base is. Defence is awesome, but... Oh, right, the wish. You can now impersonate anyone. Since you can only impersonate people, you lose your identity. Who would bother impersonating themselves anyways? You just talk like normal. You impersonate somebody emotional and cry at your psyche's funeral. I wish I could read minds.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 18, 2009 16:56:57 GMT -6
Wish granted. You now have to the power to read minds. Though some the thoughts you hear are pretty disturbing and cause you to go a little bit nuts.
I wish when I try to talk to certain people I don't go all shy and timid.
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Post by Emergency on Mar 18, 2009 17:03:14 GMT -6
Granted. You talk amazingly well, and life is all dandy. Later that same day, cheese engulfs all the souls and entities of whom you have talked to.
_____________!! _____ __ _______ ______________ _. ______ ________, ____________?! _________, _________, ___ _____________, ____ ___________ _ ____________ _____ __________ ____. ____ _ _________ _ ______?
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Post by KSpam on Mar 19, 2009 14:57:45 GMT -6
Why did you post a wish I can't read? Fine, you wished for a Death Note but when you go to use it you try and put your name on it so no one will steal it. Need I go on? I wish I could pull off the scary shiny glasses thing Gendo Ikari can do.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Mar 19, 2009 20:16:37 GMT -6
Why did you post a wish I can't read? Fine, you wished for a Death Note but when you go to use it you try and put your name on it so no one will steal it. Need I go on? I wish I could pull off the scary shiny glasses thing Gendo Ikari can do. Granted, instead of fear, your subjects are filled with laughter at your silliness. I wish I could play some good people at Brawl to get me back into the game...
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 19, 2009 20:33:12 GMT -6
Wish granted. You play my cousin Eric. He beats you wtih one of the weakest characters in Brawl, easily. After that game it become your life's obsession to kick his butt. You loose track of everything around you. Finally, you beat him. After a moment of triumph, you realize you've lost all that's important to you due to such a silly thing. You never play Brawl again after that.
Speaking of my cousin Eric...I wish that this year I kick his butt in our annual "Pong-Off". I want my damn rasberry flavored Japanese soda and bag of milk candy!X3
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 21, 2009 10:58:50 GMT -6
"To beat Eric, you need the power of Starlight," a wise looking old-man-image tells you. "First, you must retrieve the Starsphere and the Lightsphere in the Fane of Ramon".
After searching for hours, not to mention taking days to arrive, you finally find both. The wise old-man-image once again appears and tells you: "Very good, now come find me in Macedonia and I'll make Starlight for you".
Another globe troughting journey, you find the wise old man. He gives you a book in a trade for the two orbs. After reading the book, you learn the ultimate technique for victory.
After competing with Eric, you win. You win your trivial prizes. They don't cover your massive debt. $4,000,000,000,000 Euros of debt.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 21, 2009 17:12:22 GMT -6
You didn't wish for anything! Okay.......Your wish cannot be granted at the moment because your wish has not been submitted in writing. Please enjoy this complementary muffin basket as our apologies for failure at granting your wish. Thank you and have a nice day.^//^
Oh crap.>.< After mentioning muffins, now I want a muffin. I wish I had a poppyseed muffin.^^
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 22, 2009 9:32:36 GMT -6
You get more than one poppyseed muffin (somewhere around 13), and you gluttonously eat them all. While out and about a police officer tackles you and forces you to take a random drug test. There have been a few problems in the area, as you understand. The poopyseeds in teh muffins put enough opium into your body to make it look like you're juicing on drugs and you are thrown in jail. The guards taunt you by eating muffins.
Let's get it right this time, I wish they had other fire types available in Pokemon Platnuim before you get the national dex. Infernape and Rapidash are the only two you get the choice of.
EDIT: I CHANGE MY WISH! After reading on Serebii that they added 60 POKEMON TO THE SINNOH DEX including HOUNDOOM and MAGMORTAR, this wish is quite silly since it already came true.
I wish for teleportation powers.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 22, 2009 10:14:53 GMT -6
I already did that! Fine, wish granted. You go teleport crazy and accidently teleport yourself across dimensions, eventually teleporting yourself into Hell. I wish for a world without sparkles. Every kind. I mean it. No bishie sparkles, no disney princess sparkles, no jewelry sparkles and ESPECIALLY no electric sparkles (Random lightning FTL). I would rather just have a bleak and damp world without anything remotely shiny, a world devoid of happy little girls and raccoons and jewelry hungry brides.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 23, 2009 18:26:33 GMT -6
Wish granted. Thw world is void of all sparkles. Wait! What's this?! You have upset the great Major Alex Louis Armstrong! For without his sprakles, no one can even comprehend his awesomeness. He uses his alchemy to make you pay for destroying his sprakles. His great, beautiful, wonderful sparkles! Oh the agony! Oh the horror! Oh crap!>.< What was I just saying?...Oh yeah!^^;; After he severely injures you, he gets back the sparkles and returns them to the world. Oh Major Armstrong! You are our hero!X3 You have saved the world from an existence of bleakness and dampness. As for kspam, he lives the rest of his life in hiding because the sparkle lovers are bent on killing him for his dastoredlly(sp?) deed.
I wish I could set things on fire with my mind.
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Post by KSpam on Mar 23, 2009 18:36:45 GMT -6
Wish granted. You can now set things on fire just by picturing them in your mind. Unfortunately, it works on anything, anyone, anywhere. Just by thinking about them, you accidently incinerate everyone you're related to, all your friends and anyone you know. Except for me. I'M IMMUNE TO FIRE! REMEMBER KIDS, GET IMMUNIZED AGAINST FIRE TODAY ;D! I wish for a good sig (please, someone help me . I need a good bleach related sig. Maybe something with Grimmjow or Shinji? Urahara maybe?)
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Post by Fuu on Mar 26, 2009 16:19:34 GMT -6
Wish granted. I make your signature! ;D Since you want all the bleach guys in it, I go with the easy route. That's right, yaoi! I wish I was thrown into a life-size human paper shredder while I was conscious, feeling every moment of my painful demise. Try corrupting that!
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