Smartidiot
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Post by Smartidiot on Mar 26, 2009 18:15:43 GMT -6
Wish granted, your thrown in all the way then your taken to a recycling plant and turned into fleshy paper which is then transferred to the prior lake high school as the make a painting resembling the school. Then all of your organs and body still works and living, it's just behind the think fleshy paper, so you live life at school sitting on a wall watching people run around.
I wish i could fly.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Mar 26, 2009 18:56:25 GMT -6
Wish granted. Congrats, you can fly. Your first time up in da sky, you meet up with Deidara, who decides to take potshots at you with exploding clay birds. You dodge, he gets pissed and he detonates the C4 Karura, destroying every cell in your body with nanoscopic explosives. I wish I could make explosions out of nowhere and they would NOT detonate near my body.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 27, 2009 15:56:09 GMT -6
You gain the ability to spontaneously turn anything into an explosive. Anything outside of 10 meters from your body. You try exploding a rock only to discover you set off NUCLEAR explosions destroying 4 states and killing yourself in the process.
I wish for a DS that doesn't have a battery that dies every two hours.
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Post by C307 on Mar 28, 2009 15:50:22 GMT -6
Wish granted. It dies every 2 minutes.
I wish Brawl was slightly more like Melee.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Mar 28, 2009 21:01:56 GMT -6
Congrats. Brawl is now more like Melee in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. All the characters regain their old characteristics, flaws and all. Not only that, all the new characters, including MK, Snake and Wolf, are all gone. This pisses off ALOT of dedicated players who use these characters and they all form an angry mob and beat you to death. Seriously, not only did you wish away all the new characters but you made Kirby suck! He was utter trash in Melee! I wish that I didn't take everything so seriously (This could either be because I have the mentality of a Knight Templar or just because I watch WAY too much anime. In anime, everything is serious business!).
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Post by Og in Iowa on Mar 28, 2009 21:58:59 GMT -6
Congrats. Brawl is now more like Melee in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. All the characters regain their old characteristics, flaws and all. Not only that, all the new characters, including MK, Snake and Wolf, are all gone. This pisses off ALOT of dedicated players who use these characters and they all form an angry mob and beat you to death. Seriously, not only did you wish away all the new characters but you made Kirby suck! He was utter trash in Melee! I wish that I didn't take everything so seriously (This could either be because I have the mentality of a Knight Templar or just because I watch WAY too much anime. In anime, everything is serious business!). Thank you, Melee is a lot more fun anyway Granted, everything is now a joke to you. Your mother passed away I wish there was more to do in IA XD
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Post by мғв=Bane on Mar 29, 2009 9:58:57 GMT -6
Wish granted. The State Fair comes to town! *slap*
Okay, new plan. The World's Biggest Corn House is built five feet from you! *Slap*
Ow. Okay, I admit that was boring. Um.... There is no way I can grant this wish...I"m not a miracle worker. I'm going to turn this over to President Clinton. (only because he's our 42nd president).
Clinton: What am I doing here? Fomortiis: Making Iowa more interesting. Clinton: There isn't much I can do about that. Fomortiis: But you were our 42nd president! Surely you can do SOMETHING! Clinton: That's right! I'll built windmills! Fomortiis:...... Clinton: Now we can harvest the vast power of Iowa's win!
Windmills are built and now you can watch windmills. Out of boredom, you invent "windmill tipping", similar to cow tipping!
I wish I could travel faster than the speed of light.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Mar 29, 2009 10:43:06 GMT -6
Wish granted. The government ambushes you, locks you in Area 51 and studies you to determine the source of your amazing speed. I wish that people would stop imitating good players and find their own way to play videogames.
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Post by C307 on Mar 29, 2009 18:33:27 GMT -6
Wish granted. They stop imitating good players and imitate you...lol jk 2nd grant. They stop imitating good players and start imitating the bad...this upsets the possibility of growth in players and soon enough the word "scrub" no longer exists because everybody is a scrub.
I wish that school wasn't tomorrow.
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Post by Flo The Oblivious on Mar 29, 2009 18:39:52 GMT -6
Wish granted, your school starts in like 5 seconds. Get running bitch. I wish for magical monkeys that shoots cotton candy from their armpits.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Mar 30, 2009 13:57:12 GMT -6
Wish granted. They turn on you after you feed them apples instead of bananas and they asphyxiate you in their pit candy. You die suffocating on foul smelling carnival treats. I wish for the ability to shoot a blinding light from my mouth. Wear sunglasses .
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Mar 31, 2009 15:53:14 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You can now shoot a blinding light from your mouth. You test out you new found ability, unaware you just fired at a mirror. Not only do you blind yourself, your eyes burn out from your eye sockets' from the intense light.
I wish I had the amazing samurai sword wielding skills that Beatrix Kiddo(The Bride) from Kill Bill has.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Mar 31, 2009 17:37:59 GMT -6
Wish granted. You're skills are so amazing that you can cut people just by looking at them. People try to sue you for injury but can't so you just end up being ostracized from society. Talk about being cursed with awesome. I wish for a windmill... FROM IOWA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA ;D!
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Pulse
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Post by Pulse on Mar 31, 2009 20:05:56 GMT -6
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a genuine, Iowan windmill. Unfortunately, there is no wind, and the windmill cost you 1.6 million dollars to aquire, plus there is now a gigantic hole in the roof of your home. Good luck with the debt. I wish that Captain Falcon was at least decently good in Brawl.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 1, 2009 15:30:27 GMT -6
Wish granted. He's now decent at Brawl, though that still doesn't save his butt in battle.^^
I wish that the snow will melt away and stay away for the rest of the year.
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