KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Apr 1, 2009 16:00:37 GMT -6
Wish granted. The snow melts and it stays away. We are all happy. BUT (since I have to corrupt this) it remains gone and it never. snows. again. Good going genius. You made little children all over the world cry. I wish that babies would stop crying ALL THE TIME!
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Post by Fuu on Apr 1, 2009 16:09:31 GMT -6
Granted, but since babies cry to tell if they need to be fed, have their diaper changed, and some other stuff; they all starve to death with a diaper full of poop and piss. Thus, the human race dies.
**EDIT**: I wish for a snowcone.
(Sorry for the wish I had on here before. I was angry when I wrote that and wasn't thinking clearly.)
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 2, 2009 18:44:08 GMT -6
Wish granted.^^ You eat your snow cone toc fast and it gives you the worst brain freeze ever.
I wish for world peace and happiness.X3
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Post by KSpam on Apr 2, 2009 18:52:44 GMT -6
Wish granted. Everyone is happy and at peace. Eventually, people stop feeling the need to do things and just sit down and die. The whole human race dies happy. I wish that today was Friday.
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Post by C307 on Apr 2, 2009 20:33:26 GMT -6
Wish granted. It's Friday. One more day closer to death.
I wish I could be invisible at my own will.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 3, 2009 18:12:37 GMT -6
As Zero stealthily sneak into a closed store he runs into another invisible person. Both esclame loud gasps of terror before setting off the sonic alarms. The Squat Team busts in (based ocnvieniently down the block) and proceed to search the store for you and your invisible cohort. As soon as he punches a guard in the face do they realize something is up and use tear gas to stop you both. After stumbling around and finding you only by steping on you, they lock you away forever.
I wish for a better night sleep. (This does not include any anime characters, that is not a better night sleep for me.)
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 4, 2009 16:58:11 GMT -6
Wish granted. You use sleeping pills to get a better nights sleep. Though due to a misprint on the directions label, it say to take 8 pills instead of 3. The pills knock you out cold, you wake up 1 month later. Have fun making up all the missed school work.^^;;
I wish my mom would stop talking about the Twilight series. I'm starting to regret giving her my copy of the first book to read. Now I have a terrible headache.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 4, 2009 18:17:05 GMT -6
Wish granted. She stops talking. PERMANENTLY. Your mother is now a mute. Have fun learning sign language. I wish that people didn't think I have an anime problem.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 5, 2009 12:47:23 GMT -6
America bans anime. The world follows soon because we threaten them with nukes if they don't. When Japan doesn't comply we start WWIII and destroy everyone and everything. Problem solved.
I wish for three more wishes.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 5, 2009 17:13:43 GMT -6
Remember my genie? He gets angry at you and tries to kill you like he did to me but since he was banished from the forum, he calls his older brother, who turns you into chicken, which then ends up in the possession of a KFC Restaurant. You are carved up, deep fried and your battered deliciousness is enjoyed by KFC goers. Just to be nice, you give them indigestion. I wish for pink flying sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.
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Post by Fuu on Apr 5, 2009 17:33:49 GMT -6
Granted, the pink flying sharks with laser beam attached to their heads can only be seen by you. You tell your friends about this, they all think your crazy. Soon word of your crazy hallucinations reaches Dr.Evil. Dr.Evil does not like this at all, he orders his assassins to kill you. The assassins do succeed in killing you. Dr.Evil is happy now. I wish that spell check window would stop popping up while I try to make a wish.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 6, 2009 14:12:28 GMT -6
Granted. You mod your computer to remove it. Now the spellcheck is gone but in the process of modding your computer you cause the computer to go into BSOD every 5 minutes. I wish for something exciting to happen in Minnesota.
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Post by C307 on Apr 6, 2009 20:02:01 GMT -6
Wish granted. There is a Hurricane (WTF). It's exciting. It's big. It is world wide news. But no one was prepared and everyone died. The end.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 6, 2009 20:16:06 GMT -6
Oh Mr.Zero you didn't wish for anything.....okay whatever. Due to some budget cuts, you get a basket full of day old bread. Curse you budget cuts!>.<#
I wish that Shugo Chara would come out in English dub soon.^^
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Post by KSpam on Apr 7, 2009 13:53:14 GMT -6
Granted. They do to it what they've done to One Piece, Yugioh and Naruto. I wish that we actually had some more entertaining weapons. Maybe war would be just a little less cruel if we had guns that blast giant blobs of gel and electrified nets.
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