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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 8, 2009 18:15:25 GMT -6
I enterpret "entertaining" as flashy. Also, we technically have those, but nobody wants to nuke each other. We also have a death-ray equivalent where it makes people hurt at a distance. this wish was already granted.
I wish I wasn't so busy.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 10, 2009 10:53:24 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You are no longer busy, you now have absolutely nothing to do. You become bored. To ease your boredom you begin saying random stuff and doing random stuff. Normal people begin to think you have gone crazy, soon the men in white coats come and take you away to the "Happy Hotel". Have fun with the loonies.^^
I wish for peace and love, and then war and destruction.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 10, 2009 11:08:13 GMT -6
Watch Code Geass backwards. Now for the real corruption. You get your love and war but the love is lust, overpopulating the world. This turns it into a polluted industrial wasteland of garbage and disease. Then the war comes and it never ends. It wipes out all of humanity and leaves behind a rotting $&!%hole of a planet filled with blood, bodies and buildings, the only true testament to mankind's "greatness". I wish that I could stop the flow of time and live as I am now forever. Never aging and enjoying the simple things instead of worrying about things like my future.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Apr 10, 2009 11:27:38 GMT -6
Watch Code Geass backwards. Now for the real corruption. You get your love and war but the love is lust, overpopulating the world. This turns it into a polluted industrial wasteland of garbage and disease. Then the war comes and it never ends. It wipes out all of humanity and leaves behind a rotting $&!%hole of a planet filled with blood, bodies and buildings, the only true testament to mankind's " greatness". I wish that I could stop the flow of time and live as I am now forever. Never aging and enjoying the simple things instead of worrying about things like my future. You know you can swear? It's childish to censor yourself, either find a synonym or just say it how it is. Anyways, wish granted. As time progresses, you realize how bleak life without a future is and commit suicide. I wish I could control my emotions and thoughts much better than I am right now.
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Post by Fuu on Apr 10, 2009 11:55:30 GMT -6
We can swear on the boards? Yes! I've been holding this in ever since I've joined. Ahem, SON OF A BITCH! Now I feel relieved.
Granted, you now have the power to control your emotions and thoughts. There's just one drawback, like a women's time of the month, once every month you lose all control of your thoughts and emotions.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Post by Mac on Apr 10, 2009 14:37:45 GMT -6
No.
I wish that I was home. Not for Easter, but for summer.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 13, 2009 19:56:46 GMT -6
Wish Granted.^^ Though before you go home, you must go on a real screwed up, potentially LSD driven, Wizard of Oz-like journey; that involves you in Dorthory's outfit for the duration of the trip.
I wish that M.T. Anderson wrote a sequel to his vampire novel, Thristy.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 14, 2009 5:32:31 GMT -6
Granted. To make the experience more intense, he includes an incantation which summons the vampire to attack you. Have fun living the dream! I wish for an impossibly sharp sword half an atom thick on the edge.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 14, 2009 20:40:31 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Though what just described for a sword sounds more like a fancy letter opener. Enjoy your fancy letter opener.
I wish for a weasel.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 15, 2009 16:57:45 GMT -6
Congrats, here's your new weasel! By the way, the weasel is cursed. Every night at midnight, the eldritch text of the Necronomicon shines like the moonlight upon the weasel's flesh. These verses, if read aloud, could summon the Old Ones to this world, causing the advent of ultimate evil, bringing down slavery, death, more slavery and more death. And that's not even getting into some of the freakier ones. Just PRAY that Azathoth doesn't get summoned. Good luck protecting the weasel from Hitler wannabes trying to rule/ end the world! I wish for the ability to trap anyone's mind in a cold, dark, hellish funhouse where death in there equals death here.
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Post by Pulse on Apr 17, 2009 10:19:42 GMT -6
Congrats on your new power to rip off Black Cat manga characters! Unfortunately, you trap yourself in your hellish world, and reading your thoughts, it comes up with your most feared creatures and objects. You are promptly devoured by an A.I.D.S-spewing-annoying-as-hell Diddy Kong.
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Post by C307 on Apr 19, 2009 13:07:59 GMT -6
Pulse wishes that school didn't exist.
Wish granted. It doesn't exist. know how oo u tink tats goin 2 wrk out. school is soooo uunecary tat we dnt ned it por n e ting.
I wish someone would tell me how to get a Brawler Card like that one ^
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Post by Mac on Apr 20, 2009 17:24:29 GMT -6
Wish granted, but brawler cards phail.
I wish that my schedualing tomorrow is smooth and goes perfect.
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Post by missdemented on Apr 20, 2009 17:36:47 GMT -6
Wish granted. It'll go smooth and perfect for half of the day, the other half will be terrible.
Alright time for a very vain and selfish wish. I wish for eternal youth and eternal beauty.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 20, 2009 17:43:01 GMT -6
Wish granted. Immortality goes perfectly until you slip on a puddle of melted butter, fall face first into the polished linoleum floor and continue to slide right into a window, which then breaks. You fall and break your back and every bone in your face although, on the bright side, you would've been worse off if you hadn't broken your fall on that now-deceased actor. I wish that the weekly shonen jump bleach and naruto chapters would be a bit longer.
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