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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 21, 2009 16:42:47 GMT -6
They (Shonen Jump) now adds 42 extra pages of Naruto and Bleach, but do you know why? They only enlarge the panels, thus covering the same material over many more pages, and then charge you 200% for it.
I wish wasn't hungry.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 21, 2009 20:21:52 GMT -6
That's just EVIL. Wish granted. You aren't hungry anymore. Too bad it's because you've been turned into Gluttony from FMA and are forced to eat constantly to satisfy your unconquerable urges. Oh, and by the way, here's a hint as to what he eats on a regular basis: Soylent Green. I wish that I didn't think so deeply about life. Many a nights sleep have been lost because of this...
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Post by Fuu on Apr 22, 2009 16:04:35 GMT -6
Granted. You don't think deeply about life anymore, hell you now don't think at all. One day you stick your tougue in the electrical outlet, ow. I wish I had clear, perfect skin.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 22, 2009 16:26:26 GMT -6
Wish granted. Your skin is completely clear, giving everyone a clear view of your organs. You are branded as a freak and exiled. By the way, your skin is so clear, it no longer serves to protect you from infection. You die alone in Africa from ebola. I wish that tvtropes didn't make me laugh one minute and scar me for life the next. Two words: BIBLE. FANFICS. Three other words: DITTO. AND. EVEE. The coup de grace: Nausea Fuel, anime example section, Hellsing OVA . Words to express my disgust escape me.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 22, 2009 20:38:43 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Now tvtropes just scar you for life. The mental anguish soon becomes too much for you to handle and you snap. I'm not going into detail about what happens next, but it ends with you being locked away in an asylum for the rest of your life.
I wish I was the Jigoku Shoujo.^^;;
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Post by KSpam on Apr 23, 2009 14:35:56 GMT -6
Congrats, wish granted. Enjoy the agonizing screams of the damned in their infernal symphony. I wish for a cake booby trapped with medieval weapons. The cake is an agonizingly painful lie ;D!
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Post by Fuu on Apr 23, 2009 15:51:44 GMT -6
Granted. Guess who's the first victim of your evil little trap? That's right! It's your mother! Guess who get's grounded for all of eternity? Right again! You do! ;D
I wish for the ultimate self destruct button.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 23, 2009 18:50:32 GMT -6
Definition: ul⋅ti⋅mate –adjective 1. last; furthest or farthest; ending a process or series: the ultimate point in a journey; the ultimate style in hats. 2. maximum; decisive; conclusive: the ultimate authority; the ultimate weapon. 3. highest; not subsidiary: ultimate goal in life. 4. basic; fundamental; representing a limit beyond which further progress, as in investigation or analysis, is impossible: the ultimate particle; ultimate principles. 5. final; total: the ultimate consequences; the ultimate cost of a project. 6. not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest; unsurpassed: the ultimate vacation spot; the ultimate stupidity. –noun 7. the final point; final result. 8. a fundamental fact or principle. 9. the best, greatest, or most extreme of its kind.
I'll go with definition 6. You get the simplest self-destruct button ever. It is a mine. The description reads: "Press the button, and it destroys itself! Maybe you too!" Har har.
I wish I knew how to inspire confidence without being confident.
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Post by Pulse on Apr 23, 2009 21:01:12 GMT -6
You inspire confidence....but since you aren't confident, you inspire confidence in other people. No one trusts you or wants you around, and you are left to live out your lonely existence on this planet. Btw Zero, here's the website for sig cards: www.mubos-md.com/brawlcards/ I wish i could play freakin' The World Ends With You better. Controlling two characters at once is hard....i'm so zetta slow.
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Post by KSpam on Apr 24, 2009 7:39:49 GMT -6
Congrats, wish granted. In order to play better, you develop multiple personalities. But it doesn't work the way you thought it would and you just bicker with yourself all day long. I wish that I could produce spikes of mental energy that produce unspeakable pain but leave no wounds on my victims.
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Post by Pulse on Apr 24, 2009 10:26:10 GMT -6
Alright, power wish granted. Of course, if they leave no marks, they must be invisible. And although you can control the growth of the spikes, they become more like a rare, exotic plant of DEATH that sprouts and grows uncontrollably. You trip over a psychic "vine" and are promptly impaled by innumerable amounts of spikes. I wish that I could pick a good character to main for Brawl. I always feel so out of my vector.
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Post by Emergency on Apr 24, 2009 10:33:57 GMT -6
Apply SOHCAHTOA and the anwsers shall be revealed.
Wishing for ... I dunno. Next person, be creative.
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Post by C307 on Apr 24, 2009 12:31:09 GMT -6
wish granted....oahdl;al;dfjao;ehpoadfl;kaj;flahweophal;klhg;aiwhgpoahdlkghae;lghka;klhl;ihoiehgl;dbooisntthisnew...haojdjaelkjalkgoeadk. find the secret message? ?? Not Creative EnoughI wish the world would get its hands of my bread. They keep touching it and i want it to myself.
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Post by Mac on Apr 24, 2009 13:15:36 GMT -6
^^ Big sig is big.
Wish granted. We take our hands off your bread. We now use our feet to try to grab it.
I wish that whoever post on this thread next, grants this wish.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 24, 2009 21:55:49 GMT -6
Wish Granted?O.O;; Wait, what?!
I wish that someone corrupts this wish with a long, creavtive, and elaborate story; that'll probably not make any sense of what so ever.
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