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Post by Emergency on Apr 25, 2009 18:01:02 GMT -6
Wish Granted:
Hi.
I wish for a happy birthday.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 25, 2009 19:19:56 GMT -6
Your birthday is happy. The next year is not. I wish that whoever post on this thread next, grants this wish. Nice job. I like trying to think of how to corrupt this one. My current solution involves locking the thread. It would have been something along the lines of "wish granted, now NOBODY ELSE CAN WISH!" or "Due to the paradox this wish presents, this thread will be locked." Too bad the responder didn't have admin/mod powers to anser this wish right. I wish the allied unit AI didn't suck so badly in Fire Emblem: Radient Dawn. Pretty much anything is better than their stupidity.
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KSpam
Senior Member
Puts the G back in Grandma
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Post by KSpam on Apr 26, 2009 20:35:34 GMT -6
Wish granted. It works perfectly, at the cost of every other system sucking. I wish I didn't have an obscene obsession with horror movie movie monsters. This has lead to some horrific nightmares and mass paranoia.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 26, 2009 20:42:34 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You now have an obscene obesession with lolis, you messed up lolicon.^^#
I wish I had a companion.;-;
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Pulse
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I only log on to destroy Kspam's karma.
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Post by Pulse on Apr 29, 2009 17:17:51 GMT -6
Fine. A LOLICON LESBIAN TRANSSEXUAL COMPANION. I don't think i even want to know how you are going to explain it to your adopted child. I wish fomortiis would give mac a warning for his wall of blank, and explain why i got one when other people who posted similarly large posts didn't.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Apr 29, 2009 18:11:03 GMT -6
Fine. A LOLICON LESBIAN TRANSSEXUAL COMPANION. I don't think i even want to know how you are going to explain it to your adopted child. I wish fomortiis would give mac a warning for his wall of blank, and explain why i got one when other people who posted similarly large posts didn't. Wish granted, except it's turned to you instead, making you banned for a week. Don't complain or contest what we do. Ever. I wish I could catch a Cresselia with good IVs on the first encounter.
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KSpam
Senior Member
Puts the G back in Grandma
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Post by KSpam on Apr 29, 2009 18:28:32 GMT -6
Wish granted. However, this only happens due to a glitch in the game that causes it to crash every time you transfer a pokemon to a computer, limiting your inventory to 6 pokemon. I wish that EV training wasn't as complicated.
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Post by C307 on Apr 29, 2009 18:38:36 GMT -6
Gratz it isn't. complicated. It becomes impossible.
I wish Zero would know how Pulse got warned???
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 29, 2009 18:42:12 GMT -6
I wish fomortiis would give mac a warning for his wall of blank, and explain why i got one when other people who posted similarly large posts didn't. It wasn't the largeness of it. It was that you copy and pasted the most annoying wall of text you could find that was so large you had to endlessly scroll for a few seconds. A void adds emphasis to whatever is posted next. A wall of text adds to a user's disfavor with the moderating/administrating staff. Suddenly, out of no where particular, K-Spam becomes enlightened. He becomes able to understand anything and everything presented to him. He can understand Pokemon's competitive battling without much trouble. After becoming the best there ever was, he decides to use his powers FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!! The Russian mafia is not happy about this turn of events, especially considering he has busted many of their income and disrupted buisness. They hire a hitman to make K-Spam "sleep with the fishes". After spiking his drink with vodka, K-Spam's mental faculties are dulled and he loses his connection to enlightenment. Suddenly, gangsters in sports cars crash through the windows and fire their machine guns at K-Spam, peircing his body with slugs of flaming hot metal. They then take his corpse and fling it into the Mississippi River. I wish I had more time for surfing the internet.
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Post by Pulse on Apr 29, 2009 19:15:29 GMT -6
Why was i banned? I am not contesting it, but if it was about the loli/transgender thing, i didn't mean i had any prejudice against transgender, but she said "companion" and i figured that wasn't what she meant by it, so i wrote that.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 29, 2009 19:17:17 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You can pause time, giving you more time to surf the internet(No pun intended). Something goes wrong with your power and somehow time is frozen permantly. Enjoy a lonely existence.^^;;
I wish for one of those Kenny dolls you can probably get at Spencers. Kenny is so adorable.X3
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Post by Pulse on Apr 29, 2009 19:19:35 GMT -6
Oops, forgot to grant wishes. For internet surfing time, you give up all those hours wasted sleeping and eating. You coast along for a couple weeks on water, caffeine pills, and snacks, but eventually succumb to a lack of nourishment and rest. I wish i could actually focus on schoolwork before the day that it is due.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 29, 2009 19:20:31 GMT -6
Why was i banned? I am not contesting it, but if it was about the loli/transgender thing, i didn't mean i had any prejudice against transgender, but she said "companion" and i figured that wasn't what she meant by it, so i wrote that. Actually, when I wrote companion I was alluding to something else. Heh heh.^^;; Oh my, I feel dizzy again.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Apr 29, 2009 19:57:15 GMT -6
Why was i banned? I am not contesting it, but if it was about the loli/transgender thing, i didn't mean i had any prejudice against transgender, but she said "companion" and i figured that wasn't what she meant by it, so i wrote that. AHHH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! YOU POST MORE WHEN YOU'RE BANNED! THE IP BAN HAMMER IS DRAWN, AND YOU'RE MY VICTIM!!! The difference is that this time, I'm unbanning you when I feel like it. Let the dick sucking commence...
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Post by Mac on Apr 29, 2009 20:30:39 GMT -6
did someome say dick sucking?
AND WTF AT SAYING I SHOULD GET A WARNING?!
you don't know me child.
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