KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Apr 30, 2009 13:57:47 GMT -6
Getting back to Pulse's last wish, wish granted. You become hyper focused and can't think about anything else. You walk absentmindedly into a street and get hit by a car, rocket into the air, land in the pathway of a semi, which hits you as well and you then land in a sewer, your already long-dead corpse serving as food for sewer gators. I wish that I had a time machine.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on Apr 30, 2009 14:30:16 GMT -6
I wish for one of those Kenny dolls you can probably get at Spencer's. Kenny is so adorable.X3 Not to sound whiny or anything, but my wish was never granted. Damn you Pulse and you bitching.>.<# Onward to Kspam's wish, wish granted. You get a time machine, but just like in "A Sound of Thunder", movie version; you mess up the space time continuum big time. Thanks alot we're all getting killed by gorilla-reptile-bird things. I wish for the same thing I wished for last time.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Apr 30, 2009 18:34:30 GMT -6
A blow has been struck with the banhammer for great justice.
Where were we? Seriously.
Okay. Spencer's. Yup, nothing out of the ordinary here. Kenny doll. Sweet. The stream of conciousness is suddenly interupted by a crowbar.
I wish I could more easily beat people who played defensively in Brawl. (I don't want to pick up another character to deal with you, emergency)
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 2, 2009 18:05:21 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You now can beat people who play defensively in Brawl, but there is a catch. You lose the ability beat people who play offensively in Brawl. Yay for equivalent exchange.^^;;
I wish I had the Deathperatipon bullets they use in Reborn. I love those things! If you shoot someone who dies with regret, they spring back to life determined to fulfill their unfulfilled goals with amazing powers. Though if you shoot someone who dies with no regret, well they die.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on May 4, 2009 5:19:41 GMT -6
Wish granted. You quickly run out of them though, considering how bad people are at finishing their business here on Earth. When you ask your supplier for more, they just shoot you with regular bullets. I wish that I could take losing better. It just seems that when I win at home too much, my friends get pissed off .
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 5, 2009 19:43:43 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Though now, can't handle winning. Whenever you win you can't help but rub it in the other person's face big time. One day you play against a shady fellow, you beat him and rub it in his face. Too bad that shady fellow is actually from the Russian Mafia. He pulls out his gun and blows your head off. Your killer is never found by the authorities.
I wish life was like FLCL.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on May 7, 2009 20:55:11 GMT -6
Congrats, wish granted. Life is now even MORE on crack than Bobobo Bobobobo and THAT is saying something. Thanks for making life a thousand times more confusing than it already was! No really, the world thanks you! I wish that I could break my recent losing streak at pNt. I seem to always get paired up with neo, zero or lloyd in the early rounds. Thanks, fate. You do soooo much for me . How can I ever express how grateful I am? (not that it wasn't obvious, but I'm kinda pissed off)
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 10, 2009 20:43:03 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Though when you win, you're victory brings on the apocolypse. We all die!X3 Thank you so much kspam, and yes I'm being extremely sarcastic.
I wish that crunchyroll would abolish their anime membership option on the website.
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Post by KSpam on May 17, 2009 9:34:19 GMT -6
Wish granted. They only abolish it because they're closing the site though. I wish that I didn't start sucking at ssbb when I get tired.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 17, 2009 12:05:24 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You start injecting caffeine into your system. One night you completely o.d. on caffeine and die. Look on the bright side, at least you didn't suck.^^;;
I wish for a copy of Natsu no Arashi Volume 1.
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Post by KSpam on May 17, 2009 17:57:16 GMT -6
Why has Corruptawish become a contest between you and I? Anyway, wish granted. It is mint condition, never read and it shines like a thousand suns in its glory. Then it gets stolen. I wish that school didn't pile on all the work in the last three weeks.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 17, 2009 20:43:07 GMT -6
Why has Corruptawish become a contest between you and I? Because others are probably too lazy to corrupt our wishes or they became more interested in the 3 Word Story Thread.
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Post by Pulse on May 18, 2009 17:14:30 GMT -6
WHAT IS YOUR WISH?!?1!!1! I assume you wish for a cupcake. An ARSENIC cupcake! DEATH. I WISH THE NEXT VOLUME OF MEGATOKYO WOULD COME OUT!!!
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 18, 2009 18:31:01 GMT -6
WHAT IS YOUR WISH?!?1!!1! I assume you wish for a cupcake. An ARSENIC cupcake! DEATH. I WISH THE NEXT VOLUME OF MEGATOKYO WOULD COME OUT!!! Baka no Ningen(Stupid human)! I was commenting on something kspam said. Okay, two for one special on corruptions; that way we don't get "backed up". Kspam- Wish Granted. They pile the homework on the day before school lets out. Enjoy your futile all-nighter, where you will only get about 9% of the homework completed. Pulse- Wish Granted. Too bad it's all in old Romanian, which no one really can translate. I wish for the complete soundtrack to Natsu no Arashi.
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Post by KSpam on May 18, 2009 18:57:45 GMT -6
Wish granted. Unfortunately it has "copyright protection" and effs up your computer when you do eventually attempt to put in your disc drive. I wish for more truly competitive play. I've been getting stale because I only fight at pnt and a greater number of competitive events would be nice.
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