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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 19, 2009 19:57:12 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You get more competitive play, too bad it's a competitive street fighter tournament!X3 You get you ass kicked by a dainty little Japanese school girl with one very powerful punch.
I wish for Brook from One Piece.^^
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Post by krow on May 19, 2009 21:14:17 GMT -6
oh come on you couldnt throw in a nice little picture? anyway-wish granted, you get brook. unfortunately for you, that 33,000,000 currency that is listed is really only 33 cents when compared to dollars. now just a question... was it really worth spending that couple thousand dollars for a 33 cent bounty? I think not!!! also-i wish that i could think of a wish that is so confusing that you dont know what i was wishing for and therefore would be unable to corrupt it.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on May 20, 2009 5:23:04 GMT -6
Granted, you don't understand your wish either.
I wish for my first egg move breeding project to actually work. . Damn egg moves and such...
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Post by Pulse on May 20, 2009 10:14:28 GMT -6
Granted. You breed a glitched jolteon that knows 4 earthquakes, is unable to learn other moves, and kills itself whenever it uses it. I wish that I could actually make a GOOD team in pokemon.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on May 20, 2009 15:46:52 GMT -6
Granted. It's a team of Salamence, Dragonite, Flygon, Gliscor, Dugtrio and Togekiss.
All of these Pokemon are decent, but enjoy being raped by Ice; one of the most prevalent type attacks in OU.
I wish this thread would get closed. It spams up the last 10 post function.
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Post by KSpam on May 20, 2009 16:06:22 GMT -6
Congrats, the thread is now closed. Everyone officially hates your guts. I wish that I could forget about uranium defect babies. Google it if you must but I warn you, the effects on your sanity can be likened to a temporary version of seeing Cthulhu. Oh God, after seeing that, I mean, oh god. No, just NO! Make them go away, make them go away, I'll be good, I promise, just make the bad things go away. PLEASE, DEAR GOD, TAKE THAT TWISTED, UNCLEAN MOCKERY OF LIFE AWAY!
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Post by мғв=Bane on May 20, 2009 16:23:49 GMT -6
You have forgotten about it. In fact, after that lobotomy, you can't remember anything!
I wish I could fire lasers from my maw.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 21, 2009 19:29:20 GMT -6
Wish granted. You can now fire lasers from your maw, yay. The bad thing is, it the laser causes damage to your insides.
I wish I had a giant wall fan.
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Post by KSpam on May 27, 2009 16:22:54 GMT -6
Wish granted. Enjoy the 7 foot tall American Idol fanboy embedded in your bedroom wall. You now have to listen to him rant about how Joey shouldn't have been voted off and other such nonsense. I wish for inFamous. Must. Blast. Old Ladies. Off. Rooftops.
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Post by Pulse on May 27, 2009 17:11:03 GMT -6
You get it. But you develop a penchant for knocking real live old ladies off of roof tops, and are hunted down by the law and killed like a cornered rabbit. I wish that regular pikachu had better stats.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 27, 2009 20:19:51 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Though since you didn't mention a particular game, I'm going to say it receives better stats in Pokemon Blue. Yay for old school Gamboy games.X3
I wish Hulu really was an evil plot to destroy the world.X3
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Post by Pulse on May 30, 2009 8:27:31 GMT -6
Congratulations, it is. Unfortunately, they decide to crush our spirits by destroying all entertainment, such as manga and video games. You commit suicide out of despair and the rest of the world dies shortly after. I wish that I could actually win at the tournament, when it counts... Btw, I'm starting to try out erosuit-i mean zerosuit samus.
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Post by C307 on May 30, 2009 20:40:40 GMT -6
Wish granted. You win a tournament..... A large tournament......With little seven year old kids. You win a bubble gum wrapper, some tape, and $2.00. Congratulations
I wish there was more to do on the internet.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 30, 2009 22:52:51 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You get an email ,which says "You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." You take the red pill and enter the world of the Matrix. On your first mission, you die. Oh well! Thanks for playing.^^
I wish this feeling of heaviness would go away.
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Post by Pulse on May 31, 2009 16:18:41 GMT -6
Congratulations. You feel light, incredibly light. Then you pass a low flying plane. You realize you have become a balloon person and taken off. You, being unable to control your flight path, are caught in the tailstream of a jumbo jet and whisked further away. You eventually drift into space and your entire body implodes. Btw, the plane crashed because of your gameboy, so hundreds of people died with you. I wish I had mental powers that let me do whatever I wanted to. (related to wish granting: penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/30/) Edit: This one too: penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/7/31/
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