KSpam
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Puts the G back in Grandma
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Post by KSpam on May 31, 2009 16:35:38 GMT -6
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krow
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No matter how fast light travels, darkness was always there first
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Post by krow on May 31, 2009 20:04:43 GMT -6
Wish granted. the first time you use this new... ability, you dont have the capability to think about allowing thoughts back in. you are now a hollowed out corpse. I wish that work didnt get so boring after the first few hours.
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Post by Sorairo.Nia. on May 31, 2009 22:24:36 GMT -6
Wish Granted. You grab a pair of scissors and start running around to ease your boredom, you trip on on over someone's foot and the scissors go through you. You die, oh well. On the plus side you get to meet George from "Dead Like Me".^^
I wish "Dead Like Me" was back on TV. I miss that show.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jun 2, 2009 16:08:10 GMT -6
Congrats, its back on. It then gets cancelled after one episode. I wish that I could stop getting owned royally by people at SSBB. It isn't my fault I can't space .
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Fuu
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Some live, some die
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Post by Fuu on Jun 2, 2009 16:22:56 GMT -6
Granted. You finally win. Then a meteor comes crashing in through the roof and kills you.
I wish my little sisters would stop coming to me and begging me to kill a spider for them. It's a bug! You pick it up and throw it outside onto the porch.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 2, 2009 17:02:01 GMT -6
Instead of running to you to kill spiders, they carry around fire arms and shoot the spiders whenever they see them. Your house is now Swiss cheese.
I wish I didn't have allegies.
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Post by missdemented on Jun 3, 2009 14:36:00 GMT -6
Before I even begin to corrupt your wish, I first need to look up what "allegies" means because I doubt that's a word. Let's see, "allegies" is not a word. Next best word, "allergies":
Now I can begin. You no longer have allergies, instead you now has Immunodeficiency (I couldn't find the proper name for this). Now you must live out the of your days in a giant hamster ball. Though now, you're thrown off of buildings, stairs, blah blah blah. You're like Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie "Bubble Boy".
I wish I could shoot bullets from my finger tips like Cyborg 004.
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Pulse
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Post by Pulse on Jun 3, 2009 20:40:05 GMT -6
You try picking your nose. Boom, headshot. I wish I didn't have to play (as a band member) in the graduation ceremony on friday so I could go to PnT
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Fuu
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Post by Fuu on Jun 9, 2009 16:13:02 GMT -6
Granted. You skip the ceremony to go to PnT. PnT is robbed by 2 thugs and one of the thugs shoots you. You're not dead but, going to the bathroom now is extremely painful for you
I wish I could use the Force.
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Post by мғв=Bane on Jun 10, 2009 14:28:14 GMT -6
You realize that the light side of the force is lame, and turn to the dark side. You try force lightning, but electrocute yourself. Sucks to be you.
I wish my DS's battery didn't last two seconds so I could play more Chrono trigger.
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Pulse
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Post by Pulse on Jun 10, 2009 16:10:21 GMT -6
It now lasts 2.000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. What an improvement! I wish I could set fire to things with my mind.
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KSpam
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Post by KSpam on Jun 11, 2009 8:35:23 GMT -6
Congratulations! You've just acquired the ability to set things on fire with your mind! Now whenever you picture something in your mind, it explodes. This kills your DSi, PSP, GC, Wii, computer, cats, little brother, little sister, every videogame you own and your house. Aren't you lucky! I wish that I could unread the urban legends page on wikipedia. Good god, not the Bunny Man *shudders*.
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Post by мғв.TheOgbot on Jun 11, 2009 12:43:33 GMT -6
Granted. You are only able to unread now, enjoy forgetting everything and becoming an empty husk.
I wish this game would be closed, and somebody would start a new one so we don't have to skim over9000 pages to see what's up.
Oh wait...
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